Astro-Drunks

Astronauts Drank Before Launch!! And the "Brew Crew" drinks before being launched!!

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - An independent health panel studying astronauts found "heavy use of alcohol" before launch, according to a published report Thursday. Come to think of it, if I was riding on a bomb I'd drink heavy too...Call me crazy....
The committee found that on at least two occasions, astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk. We asked Bobbie, a life Brew Crew member and former astronut if this story was true and he said no they only drank juice boxes (do not look at the photo above as it was from his bachelor party).
The alcohol use by astronauts was within the standard 12-hour "bottle-to-throttle" rule, unlike the Brew Crew rule that there "is no rules". Additionally, a wood panel was created following the arrest in February of Bobbies former space shuttle lover Lisa Nowak, who was implicated in a love triangles with Bobbie and Twinkie. Twinkie left to become a Viking.
On Thursday afternoon, a media representative at the Big Johnson Space Center said no one was answering any questions at Bobbies house on the matter cause he closed his front door.