Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! Here's an example!
"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?
"The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. ...... But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?
"The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!
"With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?
"The clerk replies,"
"Because you're at Home Depot"
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