No food shall ever be deemed “unhealthy”, “unorthodox”, “bad”, or “spoiled” when in use as human fuel while participating in watching a sports competition with one’s friends.
Exceptions:
- Tofu shall never be eaten.
- The veggie burger shall never be consumed.
- Any food that contains less than 5 grams of fat per serving.
Terms & Conditions:
- Those participating in a sport shall be excluded from the rule, but must return to obedience once the competition is over.
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