'Bigfoot' expedition planned in Michigan’ Why?????

MANISTIQUE, Michigan (PP) -- Dumb Researchers will visit Michigan's Upper Peninsula next month to search for evidence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch."
The expedition will focus on eastern Marquette County, said Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.
"We'll be looking for evidence supporting a presence. ... We hope to meet local people who might have seen a Sasquatch or heard of someone else who had an encounter," Moneymaker told the Daily Press of Escanaba.
The legend of Bigfoot dates back centuries. But skeptics have challenged accounts of sightings, and practical jokers have staged hoaxes that have included grainy film footage of people dressed in costumes. The truth of the matter is "Bigfoot" really plays soccer for the Brew Crew.
The "President-for-Life" of the Brew Crew says Moneymaker is dumb and the members of his organization have never glimpsed at Bigfoot or even gotten close enough to hear the creature. That's because they have never watched the Brew Crew in South Florida.
The late Grover Washington Krantz, a Washington State University professor who specialized in cryptozoology, the study of creatures that have not been proven to exist, believed Bigfoot was a "giga-soccer-ntopithecus" which is a branch of primitive soccer player. Pure proof "Bigfoot" plays for the Brew Crew. "But the Brew Crew knows different and they feel lucky to have their own!!", says "President-for-Life"

Man Pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart

By Associated Press

MONROE, La. - While Wal-Mart is known for dropping its prices, one West Monroe man took the ad campaign seriously when he dropped the price of a plasma television from $984 to $4.88. Police arrested Chandon L. Simms, 23, on Tuesday at the retail store on a charge of felony theft.
According to police reports, Simms carried a 42-inch Sanyo Plasma TV to a self-checkout aisle after switching the original price tag of $984 with one for only $4.88. Wal-Mart Loss Prevention officers witnessed the alleged transaction and called police.
When the store officers stopped Simms on his way out the door, he produced a receipt for a television purchased at the West Monroe Wal-Mart, authorities said.
Simms told officers that he purchased a TV from the West Monroe store and planned to returrn that one and keep the one he purchased for only $4.88 from the Monroe store. He was then arrested and booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center.

Paris and Enzo draw 3.2 viewers to "Larry King"

By Elmer J. Fudd

NEW YORK (Hollywood Deporter) - Larry King might not have been Paris Hilton's first choice for her first out-of-the-big house interview, but the telecast brought the CNN talkmeister back to No. 115 in the ratings for a night.
Hilton's and her new friend Enzo had a one one-hour interview on Wednesday's "Larry King Live" that was watched by 3.2 viewers, according to the sometimes-live-plus-size-same-day ratings released Thursday by Nielsen Ice Cream and Media Research Company.
That almost beat Fox Channel's "Turner & Hooch," movie marathon which almost always wins at 9 p.m., as well as traditional cable winner "Fear Factor." "Fear Factor's" Wednesday show averaged 2.6 million viewers at 8 p.m. EDT; "Turner & Hooch," averaged 1.6 million viewers. That was a few more people than the 3.2 people that Paris, Enzo and Larry drew. I think the .2 was really someones small dog.
Wednesday's show was King's highest telecast since September 21, 2005, when 4.9 people tuned in for breaking news that included the canceling of "Bridget Loves Bernie" and the "Flying Nun".

The show also introduced Paris's new friend Enzo. Enzo has been hanging around after Twinkie was arrested earlier in the week at the sunnyside dude ranch. Sources tell us the arrest came after the FBI farm animal sting steemin from pictures of Twinkie and farm animals surfacing on the internet.
But the Hilton interview doesn't come close to King's greatest hits, ranking far behind other telecasts done in Pig Latin and Mandarin.

Oh My God!!!! Miss America "TANKED"!!!

(Ms. American Shown here winning the crown in her Brew Crew Jersey)

A former Miss USA and Brew Crewer has bonded out of jail after she was arrested Saturday at DFW Airport on a public intoxication charge, according to MyFoxDFW.com.

Shannon Marketic, a resident of Dallas, was named Miss USA in 1992.

Marketic claims she was sober when she was arrested walking from terminal to terminal. She said airport police refused to give her a breathalyzer test.
Marketic said she had some loose vitamins and prescription pills in her carry-on bag, and when she did not have proof of a prescription, police took her in.
A spokesman for DFW airport told FOX 4 news he would not get into a “he says, she says” situation involving the former beauty queen’s arrest.
The 36-year-old was headed to a conference in Washington, D.C., on Saturday to address people with "ADDICTIVE BEHAVIORS". The "President for Life" of the "Brew Crew" was unavailable for comment".

Twinkie escorts girlfriend from jail

True to his word. Twinkie sticks by the love of his life and escorts Paris from jail. It is rumored that the reunited couple will spend a few happy days at their favorite dude ranch!!!!!

Now This Is a cooler

Soccer Ball Beer Cooler

Can-cooling soccer ball conceals your secret stash

What better way to celebrate the beautiful game than to drink beer? This beer cooler has enough room for six brewskies and is powered with a little bit of AC. It also includes a car adaptor for beer cooling on-the-go, which we don't condone at all. Being a Brew Crew fan is no excuse for driving under the influence.

I found it here: http://www.engadget.com/2007/02/13/can-cooling-soccer-ball-conceals-your-secret-stash/

"A picture is worth a thousand words,"

I think we all should have a field day with this!!!!!

I'll Start......

Guess which one is smarter?

Wow, She'd drink all our beer and then some!!!!

Woman Ties County Blood Alcohol Record

By Associated Press
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Thu Jun 21, 6:55 PM

TACOMA, Wash. - A Pierce County woman apparently tied a record for the amount of alcohol in her blood when the Washington State Patrol toxicology lab measured a blood-alcohol content of 0.50 two hours after she was arrested for investigation of drunken driving.
Ann Marie Gordon, manager of the lab in Seattle, said the reading _ more than six times the legal limit of 0.08 _ tied the highest level ever found by technicians at the patrol's lab. A King County driver also registered 0.50 on a blood test in 2000, Gordon said.
"It certainly would kill many people," she said.
The average blood-alcohol content of drunken drivers stopped in Washington is about 0.15, Gordon added.
Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to one count of driving under the influence of alcohol on May 10. Authorities contended in an affidavit that she nearly hit a pedestrian that day and was seen swerving all over the road.
A Pierce County sheriff's deputy later found her passed out behind the wheel of her car in the Summit area, the affidavit states.
Deputy Prosecutor Bradley Moericke pointed out that Lingbloom was arrested for investigation of drunken driving twice in the 1990s, and asked District Court Judge Frank Dacca to jail her in lieu of $20,000 bail. Moericke also asked that Lingbloom be monitored with an electronic bracelet that would record her movements should she make bail.
Dacca declined both requests after Lingbloom told him she enrolled in a six-month treatment program for alcohol abuse not long after her arrest. Public defender Clarence Henderson told the judge he called the clinic before Wednesday's hearing and confirmed that Lingbloom was enrolled.
Dacca said he didn't want to jeopardize Lingbloom's treatment by sending her to jail. He did require that she continue her program and report to court July 24 for another hearing.

The Brew Crew Salutes Women Who Love Beer

Our kinda lady!!!

Deconstructing the Twinkie

Consider the Twinkie. Soft, sweet, golden spongecake. Fluffy, creamy melt-in-your mouth filling.Thirty-nine ingredients.And 14 of the country's most common chemicals.That's the Twinkie for you. It's more than a guilty pleasure, it's a bona fide cultural touchstone whose shelf life is the stuff of urban legend.So when Steve Ettlinger set out to write a book about processed food, the Hostess Twinkie turned out to be the perfect model."Twinkie, Deconstructed: My Journey to Discover How the Ingredients Found in Processed Foods are Grown, Mined (Yes, Mined) and Manipulated into What America Eats" (Hudson Street Press, $23.95) chronicles Ettlinger's quest to find the source of every ingredient listed on the snack cake's label.The idea for a book about artificial ingredients was sparked when Ettlinger's 6-year-old daughter asked him, "Where does polysorbate 60 come from, Daddy?"It was a question the veteran food writer couldn't immediately answer. But he had an idea about how to find out."I was looking for that sense of terroir, which is not found in artificial ingredients by design," Ettlinger said. "I can picture the wine country in France and California when I drink wine. Why not do the same for polysorbate 60?"He considered exploring the ingredients used to make bread, Yoo-Hoo chocolate drink, salad dressing and instant soup."I wanted to find one product that was familiar, whose ingredient list was about the right length and which covered the range of ingredients, flavors and colors," Ettlinger said. "I went to the supermarket and poked around a long time and found the Twinkie and said 'Eureka!'"Ettlinger's fact-finding mission took him from a plant in New Jersey that breaks 7 million eggs a day, to a gypsum mine in Oklahoma to a tree farm in Arkansas.So much of his time was spent at locations that appeared far removed from anything resembling food that he had to continually remind himself that he was researching something that, ultimately, you could actually eat."I was standing in the mine where they dig trona, or sodium carbonate ore for baking powder, baking soda and other things," Ettlinger said. "I'm looking at this giant claw of a machine that scrapes 3 feet of rock every time it bites into the wall of rock 1,600 feet below the ground. I'm thinking, all this just for a little cake?"The idea for this "little cake" was born during the Depression as a way to use idle shortcake tins. The original banana filling was replaced by vanilla because of rationing during World War II. The Twinkie's ingredient list marched and morphed along with advances in modern food technology.Foremost among these, according to Ettlinger, was the pursuit of prolonging shelf life. (For the record, the estimable Twinkie's is 25 days -- not the apocryphal "forever.")Examine the Twinkie's ingredient list and you will find a few items recognizable as edible: flour, sugar, eggs. But it's mostly a head-scratching register of chemicals. Therefore, it's not surprising that the Twinkie is cousin to such delicacies as cardboard, ceramic glaze, shampoo, concrete, fire retardant and explosives.The close kinship between what we eat and what we use to, say, fertilize the lawn or oil the brakes on our car does raise the question of whether artificial ingredients are healthy. Ettlinger's book avoids this topic entirely, leaving judgment on the relative merits of artificial ingredients to dietitians and nutrition experts."Are Twinkies bad for you? Everybody asks me that," Ettlinger said. "Well, I don't think of Twinkies as good or bad. They're a treat, they're a dessert. If you want good for you, it's your fruits and vegetables. End of story."The recent contaminated pet-food scare and news about China's lax regulatory agricultural standards raise the specter of a potentially hazardous link in the food chain.While "Twinkie, Deconstructed" does not address the issue of food safety directly, Ettlinger does say that in some cases tracing the source of a particular ingredient would be next to impossible.As an experiment Ettlinger did make a homemade version of a Twinkie using organic ingredients.He said it was "absolutely delicious" but had one serious drawback."I wrapped one up in plastic and put it on a shelf," he said. "A week later it was green."

Polysorbate 60 and other yummy things

What makes a Twinkie a Twinkie?

Yellow No. 5 food dye
Function: Coloring that puts the "gold" in "golden spongecake"
Source: Benzene (China)
Other uses: Solvents, detergents, gasoline, plastics and perfume
Manufactured: St. Louis

Calcium sulfate
Function: Binder that prevents dry ingredients from caking
Source: Gypsum (Oklahoma)
Other uses: Plaster of Paris, Sheetrock, paint, beer, canned fruits and vegetables
Processed: Oklahoma

Polysorbate 60
Function: Emulsifier that creates "creme" by replacing real butter and eggs
Source: Corn (United States), palm oil (Malaysia) and petroleum (various)
Other uses: Shampoo, soaps and cosmetics
Manufactured: Delaware

Cellulose gum
Function: Filler that plumps up "creme" and keeps it moist and glossy
Source: Trees and cotton (southern United States)
Other uses: Denture adhesive, ice cream, ceramic glaze, diapers and liquid detergent
Processed: Virginia

Phosphates (sodium acid pyrophosphate and monocalcium phosphate)
Function: Leavening that helps make this spongecake light and airySource:
Phosphate (Idaho), lime (Missouri), soda ash (Wyoming)
Other uses: Coca-Cola, meat preservative, herbicide, fire retardant, naval jelly
Processed: Chicago

Brew Crew Fans are the Best!!!!

Our fans hanging out with the team in the parking lot!!!

New Brew Crew Refrigerator

Get Yours Today!!!!

Twinkie is going to a dude ranch this weekend

Stupid Thieves!!!!

Thieves Steal Herman Munster's Identity
By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer
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WASHINGTON - Did Internet thieves steal Herman Munster's MasterCard number? Crooks in an underground chat room for selling stolen credit card numbers and personal consumer information offered pilfered data purportedly about Herman Munster, the 1960s Frankenstein-like character from "The Munsters" TV sitcom.
The thieves apparently didn't realize Munster was a fictional TV character and dutifully offered to sell Munster's personal details _ accurately listing his home address from the television series as 1313 Mocking Bird Lane _ and what appeared to be his MasterCard number. Munster's birth date was listed as Aug. 15, 1964, suspiciously close to the TV series' original air date in September 1964.
CardCops Inc., the Malibu, Calif., Internet security company that quietly recorded details of the illicit but wayward transaction, surmised that a Munsters fan knowledgeable about the show deliberately provided the bogus data.
"The identity thief thought it was good data," said Dan Clements, the company's president.
Clements said evidence indicates the thief, known online as "Supra," was operating overseas. "They really stumble over our culture. He's probably not watching any reruns of 'The Munsters' on TV Land."
Herman Munster was portrayed by Fred Gwynne, who died in July 1993.

Our President for Life's Vacation....

Our President recently went on vacation and has decided to share a few special photos with us. I dont know about you, but I get a warm fuzzy feeling of just how great a family man he really is...

Pix (top to bottom) Evan meets a new and exciting friends, Good to see the President always heeds the warnings on those kiddie rides, Nothing but the best hotels for his family, The future Brew Crew President for Life.

The Brew Crew Salutes Jill!!!!

Woman Wins $29,000 for Topless Stroll
By Associated Press
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Mon Jun 18, 5:47 AM
NEW YORK - A woman arrested for exposing her breasts has accepted a $29,000 settlement from the city, her lawyer said.
Jill Coccaro, 27, was arrested on a topless stroll two years ago, despite a 1992 state appeals court ruling that concluded women should have the same right as men to take off their shirts.
Coccaro, who now goes by the name Phoenix Feeley, remained in custody for 12 hours before she was told prosecutors were not going to pursue charges.
Her attorney, Jeffrey Rothman, told the Daily News that his client won the civil rights settlement from the city, which did not admit or deny wrongdoing.
"We hope the police learn a lesson and respect the rights of women to go topless," Rothman said.
Feeley told the New York Post that she was not treated well after her Aug. 4, 2005, arrest in Manhattan's Lower East Side section. She claimed in an October lawsuit that a police officer yanked her out of a patrol car by her hair and police took her to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
She told the newspaper she had gone bare-breasted after running the 2004 city marathon without police bothering her.
"I've always just felt that was something natural," Feeley said of going topless. "I've kind of always done it out of practicality."

Game On

Sunday, June 17 at 7:30 - Brew Crew versus Retrostars

June 10th - Birthday for Smirnoff Ice and Moretti

Happy birthday you old farts!

Twinkie sticks up for girlfriend

Twinkie tries to fend off reporters as he escorts his girlfriend Paris to jail.....

Summer season begins!

Our famous adult league summer season begin June 17. Leave your information if wish to join. Look for our weekly updates of our success!