According to this Reuters report, "a crowd of mainly young- to middle-aged men shuffled by the stations to ogle hard-core movie stars and sex accessories," while porn queens like Tiffany Mynx hawked such videos as Tales from the Crack and Weapons of Ass Destruction — both of which were nominated for Oscars, I believe.

One of the more popular products on display was the Bungee Sexperience, a "fully washable" bungee contraption that allows for weightless sex and promises to "put the bounce back in your sex life." The company's website — which boats "No more crushed limbs from your partner!" (who ya bangin', Jabba the Hutt?) — also offers "factory seconds," which are new bungees, but have slight imperfections.

Picture that for a moment: asking your super to drill a hole in your ceiling so you can install your "factory seconds."

Reuters also reports on Matters of Size, an explicit DVD exercise program designed to add inches to a penis.

The five-phase program demonstrates an elaborate series of stretches, twists and rotations in painstaking order, and how many "sets" of each drill is required over the months to achieve the proper end.