Tim is so fat, he shows up on radar.

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

Tim was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

One guy was so fat, he had his own zip code

Tim is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

Tim has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.