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Heather Locklear arrested in Calif. on DUI count

Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in the upscale Santa Barbara area, authorities said Sunday.
Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer Saturday afternoon after a resident reported seeing the actress leaving a parking lot and "driving erratically," patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said.
The officer noticed Locklear's car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane in Montecito, a wealthy community about 90 miles northwest of Los Angeles. She was believed to be alone in the car, Marshall said.
"In talking with her, (the officer) determines that she seems to be under the influence of something," Marshall said.
Locklear was taken to the police station, where she was tested for alcohol and drugs. She was booked at 7 p.m. on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. She was later released from custody.
Calls to Locklear's publicists were not immediately returned.
Locklear's TV credits include "T.J. Hooker," "Dynasty," "Melrose Place" and "Spin City," and her film roles include "The Perfect Man" and "Uptown Girls."
Locklear checked into a medical clinic in June to seek treatment for anxiety and depression.
Last year, she got a divorce from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora after 11 years of marriage. They have a daughter, Ava Elizabeth

Man Passes Gas on Police Officer Charge with Battery

(UPI) - A West Virginia man is facing a battery charge after allegedly intentionally passing smelly gas and sending it wafting toward a police officer, authorities say.

South Charleston police charged Jose Antonio Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg Tuesday after they say he lifted a leg, "loudly" expelled a blast of gas and then fanned the air in the direction of an officer, the Charleston Daily Mail reported Wednesday.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman (T.E.) Parsons," the complaint against Cruz stated.

The incident occurred while Cruz was being book on suspicion of drunken driving after being pulled over for driving without his headlights on.

He was jailed until able to post a $5,000 bond, the newspaper said.

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Cant a officer wear a nice pair of heals and fishnets?

When police arrested him he was wearing fish net stockings, heels, a black dress and a blonde wig. 44-year old probation officer Ryder Laramore of Marianna is under arrest for D-U-I, and posession of drugs and drug paraphanalia. On top of that, a wardrobe malfunction.
Deputies from Jackson and Bay Countys were involved in the arrest and they say alcohol, marijuana and meth were all found in Larramore's car at the time of the arrest.
Witnesses called police several times reporting an erratic driver on Highway 231 near the Bay and Jackson County line last night before midnight.
Deputies say Laramore swerved on and off the road and on to a side walk before they pulled him over.
Larramore has been a state probation officer since the early 90's.

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Sex with a virgn

An Italian model and former "Big Brother" cast member say she is selling her virginity for nearly $1.5 million.

Raffaella Fico, 20, an aspiring actress who appeared on the Italian version of "Big Brother" this year, told the celebrity magazine Chi she will have sex for the first time with a man willing to pay $1,419,595 for the honor, ANSA reported Tuesday.

"I can't wait to see who's going to pull out the money to have me," she said. "I don't know what it's like to have sex."

Fico said despite her high asking price for her virginity, she plans to be choosy about the buyer.

"If I don't like him I'll just have a glass of wine and forget about it," she said.

Fico's brother was quoted by Chi as backing up his sister's claims of sexual purity.

"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night.

Have a nice weekend............

Drunk man has sex with car

Imagine parking up your new SUV on a nice quiet street, to pop to the shops only to come back and see a man hitting on your car.
And when we say 'hitting,' we don't mean the kind with a baseball bat.
Can't imagine it?
Well, a drunk man was caught having sex with an SUV that was parked on a main road.
The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4.
And he went at it for a while - proving that it wasn't just a hit and run.
At times he looked a little frustrated, maybe because the vehicle was unresponsive to him banging against its bumper.
He was arrested after passers-by called the police.
Videos of the incident have been circulated on the web, but frankly we'll leave you to track them down if you so wish.

Science proves 'beer goggles' are real!

BRISTOL,ENGLAND--For the first time, scientists have proven that "beer goggles" are real other people really do look more attractive to us if we have been drinking.
Surprisingly, the beer goggles effect was not limited to just the opposite sex among the ostensibly straight volunteers recruited for the study — they also rated people from their own sex as more attractive.
Scientists in England gave 84 heterosexual college students chilled lime-flavored drinks that were either non-alcoholic or given a dose of vodka equivalent in alcohol to a large glass of wine or a pint-and-a-half of beer. After 15 minutes, the volunteers were shown photos of 40 other college students from both sexes. Both men and women who drank booze found these faces more attractive, "a roughly 10 percent increase in ratings of attractiveness," said researcher Marcus Munafo, an experimental psychologist at the University of Bristol in England.
The researchers also asked volunteers to rate their mood, "and there were no differences on those measures in the alcohol group compared to the no-alcohol group," Munafo added. "This suggests that the effect we observed wasn't due to a general change in mood."
It did not escape Munafo that the results are rather obvious.
"Everyone knows about beer goggles," Munafo said. "But some of our results suggest that there's more going on than we might have thought."

Millions of "Stoners" say "Thank You"

Pink Floyd founding member Richard Wright dies at age 65

Richard Wright, a founding member of Pink Floyd, died Monday. He was 65.
The rock group's spokesman, Doug Wright, who's unrelated, said Wright died after a battle with cancer at his home in Britain. He said the band member's family did not want to give more details about his death.
Wright met Pink Floyd members Roger Waters and Nick Mason in college and joined their early band, Sigma 6. Along with the late Syd Barrett, the four formed Pink Floyd in 1965.
The group's jazz-infused rock and drug-laced multimedia "happenings" made them darlings of the London psychedelic scene, and their 1967 album, "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," was a hit.
In the early days of Pink Floyd, Wright, along with Barrett, was seen as the group's dominant musical force. The London-born musician and son of a biochemist wrote songs and played the keyboard.
"Rick's keyboards were an integral part of the Pink Floyd sound," said Joe Boyd, a prominent record producer who worked with Pink Floyd early in its career.
The band released a series of commercially and critically successful albums including 1973's "The Dark Side of the Moon," which has sold more than 40 million copies. Wright wrote "The Great Gig in the Sky" and "Us and Them" for that album, and worked on the group's epic compositions such as "Atom Heart Mother," "Echoes" and "Shine on You Crazy Diamond."
But tensions grew among Waters, Wright and fellow band member David Gilmour. The tensions came to a head during the making of "The Wall" when Waters insisted Wright be fired. As a result, Wright was relegated to the status of session musician on the tour of "The Wall," and did not perform on Pink Floyd's 1983 album, "The Final Cut."
Wright formed a new band Zee with Dave Harris from the band Fashion, and released one album, "Identity," with Atlantic Records.
Waters left Pink Floyd in 1985 and Wright began recording with Mason and Gilmour again, releasing the albums "The Division Bell" and "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" as Pink Floyd. Wright also released the solo albums "Wet Dream" (1978) and "Broken China" (1996).
In July 2005, Wright, Waters, Mason and Gilmour reunited to perform at the "Live 8" charity concert in London — the first time in 25 years they had been onstage together.
Wright also worked on Gilmour's solo projects, most recently playing on the 2006 album "On an Island" and the accompanying world tour.
Gilmour paid tribute to Wright on Monday, saying his input was often forgotten.
"He was gentle, unassuming and private but his soulful voice and playing were vital, magical components of our most recognized Pink Floyd sound," he said. "I have never played with anyone quite like him."

Speaking of traveling around Uranus!!!

Star Trek's Mr Sulu marries partner





Former Star Trek actor George Takei has married his long-term partner in a Buddhist ceremony in Los Angeles.
Takei, 71, who played Mr Sulu in the sci-fi series, married business manager Brad Altman, 54, in front of a number of his Star Trek co-stars.
They included best man Walter Koenig, who played Chekhov, and matron-of-honour Nichelle Nichols - Uhura.
The wedding - at Japanese American National Museum - came after California lifted a ban on same-sex marriage.
The couple, who have been together for 21 years, wore matching white tuxedos in the ceremony. Takei, who recently appeared in US TV show Heroes, said in his vows that Altman was "an organised, detailed-obsessed, punctuality-driven control freak".
"I'm easygoing so we're a good fit," he added.
Speaking before the ceremony, Takei said: "We have a relationship that's been stronger and longer-lived than some of our straight friends and yet we were not equal.
"What this does is give us that dignity."
The couple were among the first Californian couples to receive a wedding licence when the state lifted its same-sex marriage ban on 17 June.

On a lighter-note, Georgie-boy snubbed Capt. Kirk with an uninvite to the wedding........

I guess no price-line honeymoon for them!!!!!!!

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Giant penis man needs 're-chalkers'

Volunteers are needed to re-chalk a giant penis man who is in danger of disappearing.
The well-endowed Cerne Abbas Giant which lies on a Dorset hillside has become obscured by vegetation and moss after a wet summer.
But the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding figure is being re-chalked between September 13 and 20 - depending on the weather.
Rob Rhodes, National Trust head warden for west Dorset, said: "How many ancient monuments around Britain do people get the chance to help maintain? The giant is on a par with St Paul's Cathedral and Stonehenge.
"It's a chance for the public to get involved and help with the maintenance and upkeep."
The situation had been getting worse for the giant because of a shortage of sheep farmers lending their flocks to the Trust.
The organisation usually borrows around 100 sheep for a few weeks in May and September to graze on the vegetation and keep the giant in shape.
Mr Rhodes said: "The grass is now pretty much smothering the whole of the giant. He is not completely invisible but he is quite overgrown."
The first record of the giant, also referred to as the Rude Man, dates back to 1694 and he is now a Scheduled Ancient Monument.
Many believe the figure is a symbol of ancient spirituality and fertility and he has been used to advertise products as diverse as condoms, jeans and bicycles.
During the Second World War, the giant was disguised to prevent the Germans using him as an aerial landmark.
Since then he has always been visible, receiving regular grass trimmings and a full re-chalking every 10 years.
The last re-chalking was in September 2001 but it was brought forward to this year because of the erosion caused by the recent wet summers.

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Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame?

If there was any doubt about the terrible threat that global warming poses to humanity, then it can now be dismissed - as this shocking photograph proves that climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.
Experts now believe** that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.

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Brew Crew Record Falls

No, it's not a mistake.

The International Ice Hockey Federation has confirmed Slovakia beat Bulgaria 82-0 in a European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament in Liepaja, Latvia.

According to ESPN.dom, Slovakia outshot Bulgaria 139-0, scoring on 58.9 percent of their shots on goal, and averaging a goal every 44 seconds.

Bulgaria reportedly trailed 7-0 after 5 minutes, 19-0 after 10, and 31-0 at the end of the first period.

It isn't the first lopsided loss for the Bulgarian women. They also lost 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy.

And surprisingly the 82-0 defeat isn't an all-time record. In 1998, Thailand lost to Korea 92-0 in the Asia-Oceania U18 Championship.

7 Coolest Beer Gadgets

Asahi's Beer Pouring Robot

Here's a match made in heaven: beer and robots. For most of the world, it's a match we are left to simply dream of (you know, slave bots bringing you a cold one, instead of the usual “Get it yourself!”) What do these lovely creatures do? Well, aside from stocking and cooling up to six cans of beer and two mugs, upon the press of a button, the machine will open up a can, and pour in into the mug with a perfect head every time.

PC Beer Dispenser

If a beer dispensing case mod is not the most incredible and delicious hack known to man, then we don't know what is.

Beer Launcher Fridge

Here's a do-it-yourself project where a guy has taken a small refrigerator and equipped it for automatic beer tossing. Constructed for "several hundred dollars," John W. Conwell's's Beer-Launching Fridge consists of three limit switches, a 10-beer-holding magazine that looks like it came out of a soft drink machine along with a few other assorted parts, and it's all controlled by a keyless entry system.

The result? It'll toss a beer to you 13 feet away, and it's perfectly accurate every time. Even though that beer might have developed quite a head on it by the time it reaches your hands, it's still one clever piece of machinery.

The Booze Belt: beer supply for the handy man

You might remember a little show called Home Improvement, where Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would always have his nondetachable tool belt with him at all times. This is like the same thing, but for violent alcoholics. The Booze Belt insures a constant supply of brew right at your fingertips. It's the closest thing to intravenously pouring it into your system... but with none of those painful needles around!

Tinchilla: Cool Your Beer Cans in 60 Seconds

For those with no patience, the Tinchilla can chill a can of cola or beer 240 times faster than the average fridge, or in 60 seconds. It works with the help of a little thermal conduction. The Tinchilla will suspend the can around ice and cold water and begin spinning the can. The ice and water inside will constantly be in contact with the can during spinning. After the process is complete crack the can open (it won't spray because of the spinning, supposedly) and enjoy. $10.

R/C Cooler: Brings The Beer To You

There's something about summer that seems to bring out the lazy person in all of us. When it's beautiful outside, there's little more that you want to do than sit out and enjoy the weather. Unfortunately it gets warm out there, and you need to keep hydrated with a cool drink or two. Rather than getting up to go get something, or even keeping a cooler sitting next to you, why not get a remote controlled cooler? This little cooler might not hold the most beer of any other in town, but it's likely the most convenient. You can have it filled with six cans of your favorite drink, and call it over from 30-feet away with the remote. When it's empty just send it back inside and have someone refill it for you. If you're truly lazy, then we're sure it will be a $70 well spent.

USB Cooler

When you have a big, drunken weekend planned, you want to get to the fun as soon as possible. This USB beverage cooler will help get the party started even before you leave your desk on Friday...

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Study: Working Can Make You Fat

(UPI) – Intellectual work such as reading or writing induces a substantial increase in calorie intake, Canadian researchers suggest.

Dr. Angelo Tremblay of the University of Laval measured the spontaneous food intake of 14 students after each of three tasks: relaxing in a sitting position, reading and summarizing a text and completing a series of memory, attention and vigilance tests on the computer. After 45 minutes of doing each activity, participants were invited to eat as much as they wanted from a buffet.

The study, published in the Psychosomatic Medicine, found that despite the fact that the intellectual work required only 3 calories more than resting, the students spontaneously consumed 203 more calories after summarizing a text and 253 more calories after the computer tests -- a 23.6-percent and 29.4 -percent increase, respectively, compared to resting.

Tremblay said that blood samples taken before, during and after each session revealed that intellectual work causes much bigger fluctuations in glucose and insulin levels than rest periods.

The body could be reacting to these fluctuations by spurring food intake in order to restore its glucose balance -- the only fuel used by the brain, the researchers speculate.

Philadelphia Undertakers Admit to Selling Corpses

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Two former Philadelphia funeral directors on Tuesday admitted to selling cadavers to a ring that cut them up and sold the body parts to hospitals for implants.

Gerald Garzone and his brother Louis Garzone pleaded guilty to charges that they conspired with others to take bones, skin and organs from 244 bodies in their funeral homes between February 2004 and September 2005.

They were part of a scheme that plundered 1,077 bodies in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania without the permission of relatives in an operation that netted the conspirators $3.8 million.

One of the bodies belonged to Alistair Cooke, the British foreign correspondent known for his "Letter from America" for the BBC and as host of the PBS television show "Masterpiece Theater". He died of cancer in 2004.

Michael Mastromarino, 44, a New Jersey dentist, was sentenced in June to a minimum of 18 years and a maximum of 54 years in prison after admitting to leading the scheme.

Some of the bodies were infected with HIV, hepatitis and other diseases, and used in transplants by at least five Philadelphia-area hospitals, prompting hundreds of lawsuits by the families of transplant recipients.

The bodies were dismembered by a team of "cutters" in unsanitary conditions in a scheme a grand jury report last October called "ghoulish, greedy, dangerous and criminal."

Howard Kaufman, an attorney for Louis Garzone, said the two men had made a decision to plead guilty independently of earlier guilty pleas by three co-conspirators.

Judge Glenn Bronson of the Philadelphia Court of Common Pleas set sentencing for October 22.

Here's to Football and tailgating

Miami Dolphins

Stadium: Pro Player Stadium

Fan Fare: Roasted Pig and Cuban-inspired Food (plantains and pollo)

Team Distinction: Only undefeated team to win the Super Bowl.

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The Rundown: Being a Dolphins fan has been painful the last few years. Bill Parcells should do much to turn around this stumbling franchise. In the meantime, you can enjoy some of the most diverse and ethnic tailgating food in the league and arguably the hottest cheerleaders. Not that anyone cares, but the Dolphins supposedly employ some of the best parking attendants in the country as well. I guess that means she is parking my car?

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Dead man visits the doctor

As a dead man, Ahmad Akhtary shouldn't have needed a doctor's appointment.

Akhtary's checkup, six months after he allegedly died in Afghanistan, scuttled his ex-wife's attempt to collect 300,000 pounds (US$550,000) on a life insurance policy.

At a court hearing last week in Gloucester, a judge sentenced 34-year-old Akhtary to 60 hours of community service and his former wife, Anne Akhtary, to 40 hours of community service but suspended prison sentences of nine months each.

Anne Akhtary, 43, admitted trying to claim the payout from the Norwich Union insurance company by using a forged death certificate from Afghanistan claiming that her husband had died of brain trauma in an accident.

Within weeks, however, Norwich Union investigators were tipped off about the doctor's appointment.

``They were told that Mr. Akhtary's GP had seen him at his practice and he had attended hospital so it was not the most sophisticated way of going about making a false claim,'' said prosecutor James Cranfield.

Akhtary had continued to live openly in Gloucester after his supposed death, working and paying taxes, Cranfield said.

Passing sentence on Friday, Judge Mark Horton said fake insurance claims were serious but that the couple had been less than sophisticated in their attempt and that no money had been lost.

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