Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun
Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking
Your neck is wider than your head
6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture
Your boobs impair your vision on the road
You look like the Michelin Man
No one can tell if you’re a man or a woman
Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach
You need help putting on your pants
You weigh more than your motorcycle
Even your unitard has stretch marks
Your stomach hangs out from under your dress
3 comments:
You showed these photos to make yourselves look and feel better about yourselves.
And how does this make you feel?
FRECKIN AMAZING!!!!!
How you English say, We one more time-a unclog our noses in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Brew Crew folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! We wave our private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.
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