Mistresses 'victims' of the credit crunch
Mistresses are the latest victims of the recession as more men are cutting back on what they deem 'unnecessary expenses', according to a new survey.
Nearly half of analysts, stockbrokers and hedge-fund managers are preparing to give their mistresses the chop, claimed Spear's Wealth Management Survey.
"Like luxury cars, mistresses require a lot of time and money to be spent on them," the survey's senior editor Josh Spero told The Daily Telegraph.
Nearly half of analysts, stockbrokers and hedge-fund managers are preparing to give their mistresses the chop, claimed Spear's Wealth Management Survey.
"Like luxury cars, mistresses require a lot of time and money to be spent on them," the survey's senior editor Josh Spero told The Daily Telegraph.
"So when it comes to wealthy men cutting back, the other woman is near the top of their list."
Sarah Symonds, the alleged former mistress of chef Gordon Ramsay and author of Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman, added that all mistresses hated the credit crunch.
"They are the first little luxury to be dropped along with those private golf club memberships. That's why I always tell mistresses to stash a bit away for a rainy day, as all wives should, too."
Sarah Symonds, the alleged former mistress of chef Gordon Ramsay and author of Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman, added that all mistresses hated the credit crunch.
"They are the first little luxury to be dropped along with those private golf club memberships. That's why I always tell mistresses to stash a bit away for a rainy day, as all wives should, too."
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I'm thinking of staying with my mistress, the bills are lower.
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