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Mistresses 'victims' of the credit crunch

Mistresses are the latest victims of the recession as more men are cutting back on what they deem 'unnecessary expenses', according to a new survey.
Nearly half of analysts, stockbrokers and hedge-fund managers are preparing to give their mistresses the chop, claimed Spear's Wealth Management Survey.
"Like luxury cars, mistresses require a lot of time and money to be spent on them," the survey's senior editor Josh Spero told The Daily Telegraph.

"So when it comes to wealthy men cutting back, the other woman is near the top of their list."
Sarah Symonds, the alleged former mistress of chef Gordon Ramsay and author of Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman, added that all mistresses hated the credit crunch.
"They are the first little luxury to be dropped along with those private golf club memberships. That's why I always tell mistresses to stash a bit away for a rainy day, as all wives should, too."

Roy's our Boy!!!!

FAU 5v5 - 2009

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ShamWow Guy beatup by Hooker?

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005).

After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Screw soccer.....let's pong!!!

Who is your cell phone provider?

Ok, the wife wants to post the cutesy thing....

If i dont, I get cut-off!!!!

Bobbitt's alive and well in Russia!!!

Cheated wife chews off man's manhood

A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.
Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.
She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.

Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple's home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.
Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other's arms.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."
Liza revealed: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."
When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.
Mikhail said: "I saw the blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."
Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.

We need more Cowbell...It's got to be more cowbell!!!

Get a Job......

Strip club to hold lapdance job fair

Here's a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for.
Owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Rhode Island plan to hold a job fair.
They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.
"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.
The naked truth is that Rhode Island's economy is among the worst in the US, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January.
The Providence club isn't immune from the recession but is still drawing customers willing to drink and pay for lap dances, said manager Bob Travisono.
"It's taken a hit," he said. "It's not as bad as restaurants and stuff like that. In times like this, they seem to drink their sorrows away."
Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now - or at least working as a floor host or bartender.

It's Poster Friday.....

What's a Florida Farm-Boy to do?

Uh Oh! No more sex with Rover in Florida anymore!!

Bestiality ban passes Senate committee. The sordid case of Lucky the guide dog. And the House?
Sunrise Sen. Nan Rich's proposal to make it a crime to have sex with animals (yes, it's legal in Florida) finally got a hearing and a swift unanimous vote in the Senate Criminal Justice committee. Rich, a child's rights advocate, said that those who abuse animals (sexually and otherwise) are likely to do the same to kids.
The bill was precipitated by the sex assualt-related strangulation of a goat in Mossy Head, but other terrible tales have now surfaced.
Before the vote, Leon County prosecutor Michael Bauer sent Rich and other senators a letter recounting his troubles prosecuting the 2006 case of a blind guy who had sex with his male yellow Lab "Lucky." The man explained "freely about his regular sexual acitivities with his dog and said he would take the dog for a walk prior to sex to 'prevent fecal impact.'"
Bauer wrote that the case would have been easier to prosecute if a bestiality ban were in place. Ultimately, the man was convicted of a cruelty to animal charge and he got three years of sex-offender probation.
"The clear status of our state law at this point is that the FLorida Legislature has not prohibited bestiality in our State. Bestiality is currently legal in Florida!" Bauer wrote. "Please do your part to make this easy judgment call."
So far, the bill has yet to be heard in the House. We'll find out why.

Day After St. Patricks.....

Happy St Patrick's Day....

It's the "High Holy Day"...A little "Erin-Go_Braless" makes it right!!!

Happy Birthday Brooke............

Happy Birthday Eva.......

Oh, more posters!!!

Power tool sex game goes wrong

Of course this could only happen in Maryland!!!

BIZARRE sexual experimentation landed an American woman in hospital after she attached a sex toy to a motorised saw.The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said. The site reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman. The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday. The woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed.

We forgot!! Barbie is 50!!!

100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Guess what we get to do when we are older!

Playmate Playboy Database

Nothing like a good Playmate Database for a better monday.....

http://mozart.lib.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/nand/search/pmstat?browse=%3A%3ACONFIG%3A%3Amodelbrowse

Happy Birthday Kathy....

Bungling robber uses debit card during robbery

A would-be armed robber in West Virginia saw his otherwise well-thought out criminal scheme go awry when he got flustered and used his debit card to pay for a soft drink at the store he was trying to rob.
According to police, 33-year-old Shawn Thomas Lester, of Charleston, WV, told the cashier at the convenience store that he had a gun, and demanded all the money in the cash register.
However, things started to go wrong when another customer walked into the store, and the cashier asked Lester to pay for the soft drink.

Flustered, he gave the cashier his debit card. Perhaps realising that this was an error, he tried to disguise his identity by signing the receipt 'John Doe'. He then left the store without getting any money from the register.
Police traced Lester from the debit card, and arrested him. Upon being questioned, he told police that he had only been 'joking' when he said he had a gun and demanded money.
He was charged with armed robbery.

Happy Birthday Mrs Beer