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"Lonely" Central Florida man, 21, accused of sex with dog, charged with abuse

An Orange County man was jailed Thursday after being accused of having sex with his dog.
Laszlo Arsenio Horvath, 21, is charged with animal abuse for having sex with a whippet mix named Silvy. Orange County deputies said the dog's injuries were so severe she had to be put down.
Deputies began investigating Horvath last month after receiving a tip on Crimeline about the alleged animal abuse. When deputies contacted Horvath at his home near Bithlo, they found the dog's legs were duct-taped closed with a cloth pressed against her lower half, according to an arrest affidavit.
After Horvath refused to pay for medical attention to treat the dog, investigators convinced Horvath to turn the dog over to animal services. A veterinarian decided it would be best to euthanize the 8-year-old animal.
A necropsy was conducted on the animal and veterinarians discovered human, male DNA inside the dog's body.
Deputies conducted an interview with Horvath on Thursday during which officers say he confessed to sodomizing the dog several times. He told investigators he did it because "he was lonely," the report said.
Horvath was arrested and taken to the Orange County Jail about 4 p.m. Thursday.

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Breaking: Obama picks Bud Light for 'beer summit'

We guess this qualifies as breaking news.
President Obama will drink Bud Light at the Thursday meeting with the African-American professor and white police officer who got in a dust-up earlier this month. Press secretary Robert Gibbs just made the announcement to the press pool on Air Force One.
The full menu looks set. Sgt. James Crowley, whose arrest of professor Henry Louis Gates at his home, touched off the incident, has indicated a preference for Blue Moon. Gates has said he likes Red Stripe.
"So we'll have the gamut covered tomorrow afternoon," Gibbs said.
Crowley charged Gates with disorderly conduct; Gates accused him of racial bias. The charges were dropped.
Obama, who first said the police acted "stupidly" but then backed off that comment, called the meeting in the hope that the incident could provide a "teachable moment" on race relations.
The planned location is a picnic table behind the Oval Office, weather permitting.

Woman has ear stitched onto her bum

Surgeons have got to the bottom of a medical breakthrough after saving a woman's severed ear by stitching it to her buttocks.
Julia Schwarz's right ear was bitten off in a fight over a boyfriend with her former best pal Michaela Bohn but doctors' first attempts to sew it back failed.
Medics in Cologne, Germany, said the damage to the side of Julia's head had to be repaired before they could make another attempt.

So they made a small incision in her bottom and stitched the severed lobe into the pocket where it was kept until they were ready for a further op.
Now doctors are confident that the ear will not be rejected by 27-year-old Julia's body.
But her solicitor Reinhard Birkenstock told a court: "My client has suffered enormous emotional distress. She was afraid to leave the house because of the disfigurement before the doctors tried to sew it back on again."

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The way to Climax - top 5 weird place names

Following the news that Butt Hole Road in Yorkshire is to have its name changed - after locals got sick of visitors mooning for photographs next to the sign - here's five other places with bizarre names.
Lost
A tiny Scottish village called Lost was forced to change its name because souvenir hunters kept stealing its road signs.

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
In an embarrassing mistake, officials in Massachusetts were forced to admit earlier this year that some road signs pointing to Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg had spelling mistakes in them - hilariously spelling it 'Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg' instead!
Alexander
Fast cars and flash jewellery are the usual perks of the millionaire, but Scott Alexander instead splashed out on the ultimate status symbol – he bought his own town, and named it after himself.

Nothing
While giving places ill-advised names is one problem, another is forgetting to name places at all. Experts who were looking into possible alternative Maori names for New Zealand's two main islands were startled to find their English names - North Island and South Island - were never made legal, and the islands were in fact legally nameless.
Climax, Dildo and Wan King Path
Finally, the motherlode of funny placenames - compiled by two authors who searched the world for the rudest-sounding places they could find. Also featured: Pussy (in France), Puke (in Albania) and Salubrious Passage (in Swansea).

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No-armed Chinese biker pulled over by cops

Police in China have handed out a warning to a motorcyclist after he was stopped for driving without any arms.
Liu Yeung, 27, from Jimo, was spotted driving with two pals on a specially modified bike.
Officer Zhang Jie said: "It was only when we stopped him that we realised he didn't actually have any arms. He had fitted a specially modified handlebar to the bike and was doing it with his body."
He has been driving that way for years after he lost both arms when he was seven years old after touching a live electric cable with both hands.
He was handed over to a circus when he was 10 by his parents and earned his money as a trick cyclist - and decided to modify the motorbike to help himself get around.
A police spokesman said: "The man said that he was a very safe driver and felt he was as good as anyone else on the road, despite his disability. He was surprised when we arrested him for driving without arms - he thought we had stopped him because he was riding with two passengers instead of one."
They said that Liu had lost his job at the circus after it went bust three years ago and since then have been earning money running a taxi service driving people around town.
He was ordered to stop using the vehicle but police did not fine him because he is so poor.

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We thought Polo was already gay?

Here’s the Gay Polo League?

Move over macho man Tommy Lee Jones!
You and those manly South Americans you share the field with in Wellington every winter won’t get so much attention this time around.
Make way for the GPL — the Gay Polo League.
The founder of the California-based league says his boys are planning to spend several weeks in the East Coast’s polo capital in suburban West Palm Beach to observe how it’s done — and field the GPL’s top team.

In time, the GPL hopes to accede to the U.S. Open [1], rough-and-tumble polo’s equivalent to the Super Bowl. It’s played at the International Polo Club Palm Beach, whose most famous member is Hollywood actor Jones (The Fugitive, No Country for Old Men).
“The ladies with the floppy hats may not be the best looking people at the club on Sundays,” said Mason Phelps [2], an openly gay local equestrian and Olympics TV commentator. “Every drag queen from Miami will be tailgating at the games. It’ll definitely bring another fan base. Sure, it will grate on the nerves of some of the macho guys, but who cares what a player’s sexual orientation is. If they can play a good game of polo, so be it.”
GPL founder and former show-jumping specialist Chip McKenney says the league has fielded three teams in tournaments up and down the Left Coast so far, in places like Indio and Los Angeles.
But to get any credibility, the league needs to come out into the Florida sun, so to speak.
For more on the boys of winter and the poll, look below or click

“We want to experience the Wellington scene first, then play a few games and get ready for the following year,” said McKenney, who runs a broadcast design studio in La-La-Land. “Our league is two years old and it targets members of the gay community.”
In tournaments so far, McKenney, the teams have treated with the utmost respect.
“I expected some resistance but it hasn’t been the case. One umpire told us we’d changed a lot of misconceptions he had about gay people.”
And then, says McKenney, GPL teams and their fans know how to party.
“The teams look great, with the shined boots and (powder-blue uniforms),” he says. “And the tailgate parties are second to none. We feel obligated to serve a great table. We have fun.”
Anyone famous on the teams?
“No, we’re all professional men who play for fun,” McKenney says. “We haven’t heard from Tom Cruise, but I’m sure he’d want to know about us.”

www.gaypolo.com (of course, what else would it be?)

Brothel offers discount to cyclists

A Berlin brothel has come up with an innovative way to attract customers during the economic crisis, and do something to help avoid climate change at the same time. They're offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.
'The recession has hit our industry hard,' said Thomas Goetz, owner of the 'Maison d'envie' brothel.
'Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people,' he added. 'It's good for business, it's good for the environment - and it's good for the girls.'

Customers who arrive on bicycle or who can prove they took public transport get a €5 (£4.30) discount from the usual €70 (£60) fee for 45 minute sessions, Goetz told Reuters. He said the environmentally friendly offer was working.
'We have around 3-5 new customers coming in daily to take advantage of the discount,' he said, adding the green rebate has helped alleviate traffic and parking congestion in the neighbourhood.
Germany is one of the few countries in the world where prostitution is legal. It has about 400,000 prostitutes who, since 2002, have been allowed to enter formal labour contracts.

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