Monday, September 21, 2009

The Cat was watching "Kitty Porn"


STUART, FL — Investigators have filed an additional 90 charges of possession of child pornography against the Jensen Beach man who blamed the crime on his cat.
Keith Riley Griffin, 48, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was taken into custody in early August and initially charged with 10 counts of the offense.
The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said it found the images on Griffin’s computer. His explanation was his cat would jump on his keyboard while he was away, the Sheriff’s Office said. When he would return, he discovered the material had been downloaded, the Sheriff’s Office said.
Griffin was being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Patrick Swayze RIP

Any guy who can get a chick like that...has our respect!!!! RIP.....

Monday, September 14, 2009

Couple arrested after drunken sex in stolen car in service station

A couple were arrested after they were caught having sex in a stolen car in a service station while drunk.
Police arrested the couple in the Northern Territory, Australia, service station after the couple refused to stop having sex when asked.
Police realised they were drunk and tested the driver, who was over the limit.

Toast before going to jail

BAYOU GEORGE, Fla. (AP) - Authorities in the Florida Panhandle say they arrested a convenience store shoplifter who demanded to drink the 12-ounce beer he had stolen before being taken into custody.

The Bay County Sheriff's office says the man told the deputy he had recently lost his job of 13 years and wanted to drink beer. The man became combative when the deputy wouldn't let him finish it.

George R. Linthicum II was charged Wednesday with shoplifting, battery, possession of marijuana not more than 20 grams and smuggling contraband into a detention facility.

Bay County Jail officials said Thursday that Linthicum II was in jail and did not yet have an attorney

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Now this is ART!!!!

Giant boobs advert turns heads

Giant billboards of women's breasts have been turning heads and causing men to stare in Slovenia.
But the giant images are not advertising breast enlargements or even a new brand of shower gel. The billboards are part of the advertising campaign for the 28th Biennial of Graphic Arts in Ljubljana.

The adverts show a huge pair of boobs in close up covered in soap suds.
Pictures from the Slovenian capital show men walking past the advert with a look of bemusement on their faces.
According to the campaign's official website The 28th Biennial of Graphic Arts is a "multifaceted event with a long tradition; it consists of a number of exhibitions as well as other happenings".

Saturday, September 12, 2009

OK, This is weird by our standards!!!

Pervert got sex kicks in manure


A pervert who got sexual thrills from manure has been jailed after he was caught pleasuring himself - in a muck spreader.
Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in the manure.
He was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the manure for "sexual reasons", Truro Magistrates' Court heard.

The court was told he had been convicted of a previous offence at the same farm in Camborne, Cornwall, in 2004.
During the first incident, the farmer found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around.
He then saw the shape of what appeared to be someone's bottom and two hand prints where manure had been piled up.
Police who searched his home in 2004 found 360 pairs of women's knickers and containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.
Truscott, of Camborne, Cornwall, was jailed for 16 weeks after admitting harassment.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Man faked beating at Queens strip club



A surveillance video revealed a Queens man's story of being beaten by a strip club bouncer was less than truthful, New York police said.

Khuran Murtaza, 34, called police when he was thrown out of the Rouge Gentleman's Club in the Maspeth section of the borough shortly before 1 a.m. Tuesday, the New York Post reported Sunday.

When police arrived, Murtaza's face was bloody and bruised and he said a bouncer at the club had beaten him. However, the bouncer claimed he didn't hit Murtaza and showed police the tape from the club's surveillance camera, police said.

They said the video showed Murtaza smashing his face against a car, cutting his own nose.

Police charged Murtaza with falsely reporting an incident, a spokeswoman for Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said.