Beer Halloween Costumes

BC goes to the Dolphin Game

Dont see us? Why would you wanna look at us?

Happy Birthday Amanda

Spoil Sports!!! No more sex for tickets?

BENSALEM, Pa. (Oct. 27) -- Why else do they call them Phillies? or is it their fans? Police in a Philadelphia suburb they've arrested a woman who offered sex for World Series tickets. Bensalem police say 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein was arrested on Tuesday.

Investigators say Finkelstein posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist that stated she was a die-hard Phillies fan and buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets.

Police say her posting went on to say the price was negotiable and that "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

An undercover officer responded to the ad. Police say Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.

She is charged with prostitution and related offenses. Her listed phone number was disconnected, and it couldn't immediately be determined if she had an attorney.

Happy Birthday Twinky!!!!

Dating in 1961

Monday is for Nipples.....

Dead rabbit throwing contest banned

A contest that involves children seeing how far they can throw dead rabbits has been banned in New Zealand following outcry from animal welfare campaigners.
The annual 'rabbit throw' in the South Island town of Waiau has been a tradition for years but officials have had to cancel the event following complaints from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA).
An animal cruelty inspector with the charity, Charles Cadwallader, said: "Do you throw your dead grandmother around for a joke at her funeral?"

The bizarre competition is part of the town's annual pig hunt – a highlight in the calendar for Waiau's 400 residents.
Organiser Jo Moriarty claims banning the bunny contest is "political correctness gone mad".
She said: "You know, the children of the community here are fantastic, they love their animals."
But the outraged SPCA in New Zealand says to throw the dead rabbits around sends a message to children that dead animals are fun and a form of entertainment and that, that is not a message children should be sent.
There are 30 million wild rabbits in New Zealand but the animal charity claims that the fact the creatures are pests does not justify inhumane treatment in death.

Happy Birthday Mr Beer!!! You Old Bastard!!!

Half a Century...Man Your Old......

It's Pele Birthday!!!

HOW TO PUT ON A BRA!!!!

This is gonna suck!!!

Screwed and busted in the same set

Plane diverted after beer stolen

It may have been the overreaction of the year.

After a 23-year-old a Canadian stole some beer from the beverage cart (who knew a Canadian could steal?) and apparently hid in the bathroom, the pilot decided to divert the flight.

The regularly scheduled Air Canada Jazz flight was heading from Fort McMurray to Vancouver landed Kelowna to get Dudley Do Right and his band of red coated mounties to handle the situation. Meanwhile, the drunken thief (his friends admitted the group may have had a few beers before boarding the plane) was busy trying to flush the aluminum evidence down the toilet. CSI was able to recover the can, six condoms, a half eaten sandwich and one iPod.

Hungover and in cuffs, the young man faces potential charges of causing a disturbance on an airplane. Had he been in the US, he could have received a summary execution.

Uh Oh..The BC goes to Oktoberfest 2009

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Father Jack-style drunken priest ejected from pulpit for swearing

Meet Father Edward Pilarskiego, a real-life Father Jack. He drinks and smokes away the collection money and peppers his sermons with foul language.
Not any more, though, after parishioners snapped, dragging him from his pulpit and throwing him out of the church, still clutching a bottle of vodka.
Villagers claimed the 62-year-old cared nothing about the church. 'He was nothing but trouble. Having no priest is better than having that one,' said one resident of Parciaki, in the Mazovia region of Poland.

Parishioners even changed the locks on the church so he couldn't get back in.
With echoes of comedy hit Father Ted and his drunken cohort, Father Jack, Fr Pilarskiego hid inside while they were doing this before making a last-ditch slurring plea for clemency.

Just cause it's friday..Hello there...

Women Holding Boobs

Marge Simpson poses naked for Playboy

Marge Simpson is finally letting her hair down - and posing naked for Playboy magazine.
In a move which might make hubby Homer's famously yellow face go bright red, Marge has posed on the November issue cover.
It's the first time the men's magazine has featured a cartoon star on its cover, and is part of a campaign to win over a younger audience. It also marks the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons – America's favourite dysfunctional family.
Marge also gets the star treatment inside the magazine, with a revealing interview entitled 'The devil in Marge Simpson', a two-page centrefold and a data sheet.

Stupidity at it's best!!!!

Adam Jay Manning, 30-years-old, of Bountiful, Utah brought a pregnant woman who was in labor to the hospital. It’s not clear whether the woman is his wife or girlfriend, but she was about to deliver Manning’s first child. The couple arrived at McKay-Dee Hospital around 3 a.m. on the morning of October 9, 2009.
The woman was put into a wheelchair and a nurse came out to assist her. When the nurse arrived, it is reported that Manning ‘looked her up and down’ and commented on her how attractive she was. He told her she was ‘cute’. The nurse ignored him and moved to the other side of the wheelchair, preparing the woman in labor to go to the delivery room. Manning then told the nurse that she had something wrong with her neck and that he was massage it for her. He reached up to do that and then reached around and grabbed and groped the nurses breasts.
Apparently the nurse breasts fondling happened twice and the nurse asked him what he was doing. But when she did, his wife or girlfriend responded that he was ‘just drunk’. If he was ‘just drunk’ and it’s discovered that he drove his wife/girlfriend to the hospital, he may have a driving while intoxicated charge added to the charges he’s already facing.
The Ogden Police were called and promptly book the nurse breast groper into the Weber County jail on charges of felony forcible sexual abuse.
He missed the birth of his baby.
Manning has a bit of a history of law breaking. In February 2008 he pleaded guilty to shoplifting and was sentenced to a year on probation and classes at New Horizons, a mental health and substance abuse treatment center. In June 2009, he pleaded guilty to a charge of criminal mischief and was sentenced to a year of probation. A warrant was issued for his arrest on September 14, 2009 for violating his probation.
I suspect that the incident of Adam Manning fondling a nurses breasts on the way to the delivery room and missing his son’s birth will constitute another violation of his probation. He missed the baby’s birth, he might also miss his first birthday.

Rednecks

Boobs disaster for Miss Plastic favourite

We bring you an urgent update about the progress of the Miss Plastic beauty contest. The hot favourite to win the contest - which is only open to women who have had cosmetic surgery - has been forced to withdraw due to injury, after her breast implants caused her to trip over her high heels.
Blonde Alexandra Horvath, 23, tore a ligament when she fell after passing the breast examination stage of the contest with flying colours.
The silicone boob implants caused Alexandra to lose her balance as she tried to walk in her high heels - tearing a ligament and ending up in hospital.
Alexandra had joined 19 other finalists for the unusual competition to find the world's top plastic surgeon. As we've previously reported, the contest is being held in Hungary where low prices and modern clinics attract tens of thousands of patients from all over the world every year.
Alexandra had just got through the breast examination stage - where the judges had congratulated her surgeon, Dr Tamas Rozsos, on the lack of any surgical scars.
She toppled over on the catwalk and tore a ligament in her foot. Onlooker Laszlo Feher said: 'Everyone was admiring her bodywork and then she started to topple - no-one was near enough to reach her and she fall badly. She was taken to hospital by ambulance.'
A friend said: 'She had not got used to the extra weight on top and her new hair extensions got in her eyes - she just lost her balance and tore a ligament in her foot badly.'
The contest was organised as a protest by doctors and girls who had had surgery who were fed up with being barred from conventional beauty contests.
Two of the 20 finalists had been thrown out of previous beauty contests when judges discovered they had augmented breasts.
Szilvi Sonyak, 25, said: 'It left a bad taste in my mouth - I got complimented on my looks but booted out of a beauty contest even though I was easily the best looking there.
'I did not like it but I could not do anything about it, but at this contest I can finally show my real inner beauty as well as my physical good looks. And the judges understand that nature can be improved upon with modern doctors' helping hands.'
Another contestant, Reka Urban, 23, also banned from a conventional contest in the past, said: 'When talking about plastic surgery, people automatically associate girls who have done it with playmates, the sex industry and with a lifestyle supported by an old, wealthy lover. 'It is not so. I'm here to prove that plastic girls can be real too.' The final takes place tonight, with the winner due to be announced around midnight.
Meanwhile, the now wheelchair-bound Alexandra has asked the judges to let her remain in the contest. She said: 'I don't see why they can't admire my beauty in a wheelchair as well.'

Miss Plastic Beauty Contest

Fake boobs battle in Miss Plastic contest

Only women with fake breasts and facelifts allowed in Hungary beauty contestWednesday, October 7, 2009
While most beauty contests celebrate women's natural good looks (as well as their ability to express a desire for world peace), that's not the case with this bizarre beauty contest - in which only women with fake breasts and facelifts can take part.

The Miss Plastic contest in Hungary features patients of leading cosmetic surgeons showing off everything from boob jobs and liposuction to hair transplants.
Judges - who will award prizes to the surgeons for their handiwork - not only have to study the contestants' vital statistics but their medical records too.

But in the run-up to the contest, which begins in Budapest on Friday, growing tension has led to a series of back stage bust-ups as contestants gear up for the final face off.
'I'm suing my hair supplier because what they supplied caught fire while it was being dyed. Luckily before it had been fitted to my head,' said one contestant, Alexandra Horvath.
Organisers claim the event allows the contestants - aged from 19 to 38 - to celebrate the beautiful bodies they helped to create.

The Value of a Drink...

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drinkI feel shame. Then I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopesand dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be outof work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'

~ Jack Handy

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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '

~Frank Sinatra

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'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'

~ Henny Youngman

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'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

~ Stephen Wright

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'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!'

~ Brian O'Rourke

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'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

~ Benjamin Franklin

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'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'

~ Dave Barry

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the ' Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Drinking & Driving Baddddd

Happy Birthday Jelena

Brew Crew 13 - Boca Freedom 0??

It's true........

The Brew Crew's biggest win ever!!!!

Lisa 4 Goals

Paula 1 Goal

Aunt Jenn 1 Goal

Miguel 1 Goal

Keith 1 Goal

Mark 1 Goal

Robbie 900 amazing saves..........

and Redneck & Mr Beer fall down twice!!!!!!


and our fans went nuts!!!! But fortunately no flashing!!!

Dont want the IRS around, collect that sales tax!!

BC celebrates the opening of the first Hooters!!