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Monday, May 31, 2010
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The Laws Mr Beer Must Observe While Up North
True Laws of Minnesota & Wisconsin
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited. Yes!!!!!
All bathtubs must have feet.
City Laws in Minnesota
Cottage Grove
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Minneapolis
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
Minnetonka
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Oral sex is prohibited. Yes!!!!!
All bathtubs must have feet.
City Laws in Minnesota
Cottage Grove
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Minneapolis
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
Minnetonka
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Friday, May 21, 2010
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
‘Squid sex’ man facing charges
Andrew Dymond was arrested after police found a stash of porn on his computer, a court heard.
He was charged with possessing an image of someone ‘performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal’.
But prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus.
The sea creature was clearly dead, Swansea magistrates heard.
Dymond also faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.
Dymond, 46, of Mumbles, south Wales, was given conditional bail.
He was charged with possessing an image of someone ‘performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal’.
But prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus.
The sea creature was clearly dead, Swansea magistrates heard.
Dymond also faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.
Dymond, 46, of Mumbles, south Wales, was given conditional bail.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Rice bra created for female farmers
Urban farmers can now grow their own rice in a special bra to keep their agricultural hobby close to their heart.
Lingerie maker Triumph said it came up with the "rice bra" because of the growing popularity of farming among Japanese city dwellers.The bra, made of recyclable plastic, can be tied together to create pots that also double as cups.
They are filled with soil, and rice seedlings, that are watered through a hose that also doubles as a belt that goes around the wearer's waist.
Gardening gloves also come with the bra.
"The bra fits much better than it looks. Wearing it puts me in such a fun mood," said model Reiko Aoyama in the lingerie.
Triumph has made other eccentric bras, including one with a sushi set and another that comes with solar panels.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
'Toilet paper bandit' suspect arrested
Police in Nebraska think they may have caught the armed robber who help up a shop with his head wrapped in toilet paper as a disguise.
The robber occurred in Lincoln, Nebraska, where the man entered Kabredlo's Convenience Store in April with a knife and his head covered in toilet paper, demanding money.
The man got away with an unspecified amount of money from the store's safe, fleeing on foot and leaving only a trail of sheets of toilet paper behind him.
But while the bog roll trail eventually ran out, police think they may have now tracked down the suspect. Captain David Beggs of the local police announced that 29-year-old Joshua Nelson had been arrested Saturday night.
Beggs said that officers were given a clue to the robber's identity by a prescription pill bottle found near the store. But he said that it took until Saturday for officers to gather enough evidence to merit an arrest.
Nelson was still being held in custody on Monday.
The robber occurred in Lincoln, Nebraska, where the man entered Kabredlo's Convenience Store in April with a knife and his head covered in toilet paper, demanding money.
The man got away with an unspecified amount of money from the store's safe, fleeing on foot and leaving only a trail of sheets of toilet paper behind him.
But while the bog roll trail eventually ran out, police think they may have now tracked down the suspect. Captain David Beggs of the local police announced that 29-year-old Joshua Nelson had been arrested Saturday night.
Beggs said that officers were given a clue to the robber's identity by a prescription pill bottle found near the store. But he said that it took until Saturday for officers to gather enough evidence to merit an arrest.
Nelson was still being held in custody on Monday.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Man convicted of shooting himself in the groin
A man in Colorado has been convicted of shooting himself in the groin - despite insisting that he was actually trying to shoot a mugger.
David Leroy Blurton was convicted of illegal discharge of a firearm and an offence called 'prohibited use of a weapon — drunk with a gun' after investigators said that there was no evidence to back up his claims that he'd been attacked.
50-year-old Blurton claimed that someone had hit him on the back of the head, and that he was trying to defend himself, after he shot himself in the groin in a grocery store car park in Dillon, Colorado last year.
Prosecutors said that Blurton had been drinking at the time.
Yah Think???? Dah........
David Leroy Blurton was convicted of illegal discharge of a firearm and an offence called 'prohibited use of a weapon — drunk with a gun' after investigators said that there was no evidence to back up his claims that he'd been attacked.
50-year-old Blurton claimed that someone had hit him on the back of the head, and that he was trying to defend himself, after he shot himself in the groin in a grocery store car park in Dillon, Colorado last year.
Prosecutors said that Blurton had been drinking at the time.
Yah Think???? Dah........
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