Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
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Friday, May 27, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Playoff Hockey
Canucks Fan Flashes Ben Eager In The Penalty Box (Video)
The Green Men couldn’t make it out to Rogers Arena last night for Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals between the San Jose Sharks and the Vancouver Canucks, but who really needs them when you have sexy fans in hockey jerseys flashing their funbags at the opposing team’s players in the penalty box?
Think about it for a second. What is more distracting to a player? A couple of men in green spandex suits holding up signs and goofing around, or a chick with a lovely rack pressing those breasts up against the glass so you can ogle them?
That isn’t a very hard question to answer. The Sharks’ Ben Eager knows what we are talking about.
…And by the way, Canucks win! 7-3!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Some Parents Should be Shot
SAN FRANCISCO, May 16 (UPI) -- San Francisco officials have separated a mother from her 8-year-old daughter after she revealed she injected the girl with Botox, ABC News reported Monday.
ABC said it was told by a person with knowledge of the situation the child was doing well but provided no other information.
The San Francisco Human Services Agency began an investigation into Kerry Campbell after she said during an appearance with her daughter Britney on "Good Morning America" last week that she injected botox into her face multiple times to help her in beauty pageants.
"It's pretty unusual for a mom to be injecting an 8-year-old with Botox and certainly is grounds for an investigation," the agency's Trent Rohrer said Friday.
While offering that the injections hurt, Britney said she doesn't "think wrinkles are nice on little girls."
Her mother, a part-time aesthetician who has given herself the injections as well, said she did not believe she was endangering Britney's health.
"It's safe," she said.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Idiot Bank Robber
Not Ready for Prime Time: Harold Luken, 45, was arrested on April 8 in New York City near a Bank of America after his attempt to rob it failed badly. According to police, Luken walked in at 1:50 p.m. and announced that he had a gun and intended to rob the place -- but then merely got in a line and said he would wait for a teller. When he finally got to the window (with police apparently on their way), Luken restated his intention and, as if narrating, announced the handing over of the robbery note. When the teller refused to respond, Luken asked to check the balance in his own account, but the teller again declined, provoking Luken to walk away and shout, "OK, I will go to Citibank (and) rob them instead!" He was arrested minutes later.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Miss Morning Sickness 2011
Cincinnati, OH - The annual Miss Morning Sickness pageant held by Cincinnati radio station WEBN 102.7 was once again the place for soon to be mothers to celebrate Mother's Day.Contestants bare their bellies and compete for a $1,000 grand prize.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Bud Light and Adult Diapers
A man told Sebastian police he saw a woman crash her Ford Explorer into a pole twice, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com.
The responding officer noted the woman, Sheila Ann Keatings, was trying to get in the vehicle while pulling up her underwear and shorts.
Keatings, 50, 'fessed up and told an officer she had drunk about eight Bud Lights during the day.
And she had some in reserve — six other cans were in a cold pack in the SUV.
What she really should have had in reserve: Disposable adult diapers.
From the arrest affidavit: "I observed the defendant's bowel movements secreting from her underwear and small quantities on the ground leading from the rear of her vehicle to the driver's seat," an officer wrote.
Guess she's feeling like crap now.
Get the DUHtails at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com.
Photo: Indian River County Sheriff's Office
Monday, May 9, 2011
Anti-bestiality law finally passed by Florida Legislature
TALLAHASSEE, Florida — Florida lawmakers have finally approved a law against bestiality after years of inaction.
The bill (SB 344) was approved 115-0 by the Florida House on Wednesday. The Senate had unanimously approved it in March. It now goes to Gov. Rick Scott to sign into law.
The state previously had no law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals.
An infamous case arose in 2005 when prosecutors had difficulty bringing charges against a blind Tallahassee man accused of having sex with his guide dog.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Beer Thief gone bad
What is dumber?
Stealing while wearing saggy pants or stealing Bud Light?
Security cameras outside of a Lake Wales convenience store captured a thief who shoplifted two cases of Bud Lite but ended up tripping and falling in the parking lot of the E-Z Food Store.
The clumsy thief had to pull up his pants after he fell while a clerk followed him outside of the store at 15 Acuff Road sometime after 6:30 p.m. Wednesday.
"This video cracks me up," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement "I can't get the song lyrics out of my head, 'lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.'"
Video: NASA scrubs launch of space shuttle Endeavour
He jumped into the back seat of a Chevy Malibu with dark tinted windows and no tag and took off, leaving leaking Bud Lite cans scattered across the parking lot.
Stealing while wearing saggy pants or stealing Bud Light?
Security cameras outside of a Lake Wales convenience store captured a thief who shoplifted two cases of Bud Lite but ended up tripping and falling in the parking lot of the E-Z Food Store.
The clumsy thief had to pull up his pants after he fell while a clerk followed him outside of the store at 15 Acuff Road sometime after 6:30 p.m. Wednesday.
"This video cracks me up," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in a statement "I can't get the song lyrics out of my head, 'lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.'"
Video: NASA scrubs launch of space shuttle Endeavour
He jumped into the back seat of a Chevy Malibu with dark tinted windows and no tag and took off, leaving leaking Bud Lite cans scattered across the parking lot.
Monday, May 2, 2011
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