Happy Birthday Monica

LSU Grandma Peforms A Keg Stand

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Morgantown, West Virginia, where this senior (no, we aren’t talking about a college senior) LSU fan took a few more years off her life by performing a keg stand prior to the Tigers’ Saturday night game against the Mountaineers.
Hopefully she survived long enough after this to watch her Tigers beat up on WVU and climb to the top of the latest AP Top 25 rankings.
Yes, shotgunning beers may get you a spot in the top 25 Michigan, but the grannies at LSU know that it takes a keg stand to make it to the top.

5 Obscure Women You Loved in the 80s and Look what they look like now

As perpetually teased as the decade may be, there was a lot of star power floating around in the 1980′s. While today we’re treated to the same rotating cast of four or five leading ladies, the 80′s saw seemingly unlimited numbers of hot women float in and out of the leading lady slot.
In other words, it was a good time to be an actress. In light of that, here’s a look at five women who you probably saw all the time and loved in the 80′s who never quite make the list when the hottest women of the decade debate flares up.
Kimberly Foster

What? You have no idea who the hell Kimberly Foster is, you say? How about “Cookie,” as in “Cookie from One Crazy Summer?” Cookie was the unattainable, prom queen bitch that was still hot despite all of her nagging and comparing your dick to the last quarterback she slept with from that one Ivy League school. Plus, how hot is a woman you can take to the movies who eats, like, everything in sight? Exactly.
What Kimberly’s Up to Today

After her awesome performance as Cookie, she moved on to daytime television where she became a staple on All My Children. And by “staple,” we mean “she was on the show for a year.” Her last television appearance was back in 1995, and she hasn’t done anything since – that we’re aware of – which might be just as well. No soap opera role could ever top Cookie, and it’d be stupid to even try.
Heather Langenkamp

This one you’re probably familiar with as the eighties’ answer to Jamie Lee Curtis. Heather Langenkamp played Nancy in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, and later moved on to a virginal, seminal role of Marie in Just the Ten of Us. And keep in mind, we’re talking Nancy circa A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, not the first Nightmare on Elm Street where she wore awkward chinos and rocked bad eyebrows and frizzy hair (extra points for the almost-boob shot when Freddy pulls her underwater in her bathtub in the first movie though).
What Heather’s Up to Today

Heather’s career never really took off after the NoES movies, but your grandmother probably recognizes her from that stint she had on JAG for a season. Our personal favorite after she was killed off in the third Freddy movie was her role reprisal in Wes Craven’s New Nightmare in 1994. That was creepy as all holy hell.
Jo Beth Williams

Yup, another eighties horror flick chick. This one, though, might be even hotter than Nancy – AKA Heather Langenkamp. You should remember her as the mom from Poltergeist. When she rolled around in that short nightie and white cotton panties in the first film, hearts (and, um, other things) soared and Williams’ popularity shot up overnight.
What Jo Beth’s Up to Today

Jo Beth had some pretty big successes on popular television shows after Poltergeist like Private Practice, NCIS, Law & Order, Dexter, 24… on the whole, you could say that Jo Beth has been one of the more successful ones of the lot, and why not? She survived the Poltergeist franchise; we suppose she deserves it.
Kathleen Turner

We know, we know; today she sounds like a transvestite who’s not quite gotten his hormone shots to alter his voice yet, but that huskiness used to be one of the hottest things about Turner. Romancing the Stone, The Jewel of the Nile – need we say more? Plus, any woman who was cast opposite Michael Douglas in the eighties just had to be smoking hot. It was in his contract.
What Kathleen’s Up to Today

She’s done pretty well for herself, with appearances on Friends, and several leading roles in major motion pictures since her eighties sex symbol days. Of all the women listed, she’s definitely done the most to keep her career in order. At least something is holding up.
Jane Brucker

Here’s another totally random, completely obscure chick that, even if you Googled her, you still might not have figured out who she is. It’s Baby’s sister from Dirty Dancing. We would have included Baby herself on this list, but after she did what she did to that adorable nose of hers, it’s a no go.
But again, this particular number five is NOT ABOUT JENNIFER GREY. It’s about the raven-haired hot chick that played her boned-and-spurned sister, Lisa Houseman. Remember her mecca-lecca-hi-mecca-hiney-ho ditty she did for the talent show toward the end? The bikini top that accentuated her ample bosom and the tightly-wrapped sarong that you could have just… never mind all that now, but you get it. You remember Lisa Houseman. You know you do.
What Jane’s Up to These Days

We’ll be honest, here – Jane’s been up to a whole lot of nothing. The highlight of her career post Dirty Dancing was a singular appearance on Ellen back in ‘98. She also played the part of “Kevin’s mom” in a 2006 movie called Dishdogz, which may or may not be a porno. We’re too lazy to do the necessary hours of Googling to find out.

Top 5 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

1. 1 Lawrence Russel Brewer
   Executed: Sept. 21st 2011 for the murder of James Byrd. He and two of his white supremacist friends beat him severely, urinated on him, and chained him by his ankles to their pickup truck before dragging him for three miles while he was fully conscious. A curb finally killed him and severed his arm.
   
   Brewer was later arrested. This is the jerk that ruined the whole "last meal" thing for other inmates in Texas. When he got all this, he refused to eat a bite of any of it. This guy was just out to make people angry and hey, mission accomplished. Here's what he ordered...
   
   Last Meal:
   2 Chicken Fried Steaks, Triple Bacon Cheeseburger, Cheese Omelet, Lrg Bowl of Fried Okra, 3 fajitas, 1lbs of bbq w/half loaf of white bread. a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.
   2 Thomas J. Grasso
2. Executed: 1995. He strangled an elderly woman using her own Christmas lights, stole $8 from her purse, $4 from around the house and sold her television for $125. He then murdered an elderly male and stole his social security check (even after having been recently married).
   
   Last Meal:
   Two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, half-dozen barbequed spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, half a pumpkin pie with whipped cream with diced strawberries and a 16-ounce can of spaghetti with meatballs, served at room temperature.
   
   He later complained "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got [canned] spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
3. 3 Steven Woods

   Executed: 2011 for the murder of a young couple, even after many appeals and being backed by some popular non-profits/media organizations.
   
   Last Meal:
   Two pounds of bacon, a large four-meat pizza, four fried chicken breasts, two drinks each of Mountain Dew, Pepsi, root beer and sweet tea, two pints of ice cream, five chicken fried steaks, two hamburgers with bacon, fries and a dozen garlic bread sticks with marinara on the side
   stylish.nihilist: "It's called PROTESTING\nhe also got a pack......
   
4. 4 Robert Alton Harris

   Executed: 1992 killed two innocent teenage boys who were in a Jack in the Box parking lot. His last words were "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper...", a quote from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
   
   Last Meal:
   A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's Pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes
5. 5 William Bonin

   Executed: 1996. The most famous "Freeway Killer", he tortured, raped and killed at least 21 boys. He would get male prostitutes, young hitchhikers and school boys into his truck, rape them, torture them, then brutally murder them, often using their own t-shirts to strangle them.
   
   Last Meal:
   Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and three six-packs of Coca-Cola and Pepsi

Happy 50th Bday Heather

Wanna win a Million Dollars????

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Pornographic magazine publisher Larry Flynt offered $1 million on Thursday to anyone with proof of "an illicit sexual liaison" involving leading Republican presidential candidate and Texas Governor Rick Perry.

The offer by the politically left-leaning Flynt targeting Perry was similar to past efforts by the Hustler magazine founder to embarrass public figures he dislikes.

Los Angeles-based Larry Flynt Productions, which publishes Hustler, said it bought full-page advertisements in the weekly editions of the U.S. satirical tabloid The Onion and the Austin Chronicle, a Texas alternative paper, seeking evidence of any Perry peccadilloes.

"I've been doing this for 35 years," Flynt said in a telephone interview with Reuters. "We've found running these ads were very successful in finding sources to come forward."
A copy of the most recent ad circulated to the media by Flynt's company read, "Have you had a gay or straight sexual encounter with Governor Rick Perry?"
"Can you provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with the governor? Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to publish your verified story and use your material."
Perry headed into a Republican candidate debate on Thursday ranked as the leading contender for the Republican presidential nomination, according to recent public opinion polls.
A USA Today/Gallup poll released this week found Perry ahead of one-time Republican front-runner Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts, with 31 percent favoring him to 24 percent for Romney among Republican likely voters.

A spokesman for Perry could not be reached for comment about the Flynt offer.

In 1999, then-incoming U.S. House Speaker Robert Livingston resigned after Flynt claimed to have uncovered evidence of an extramarital affair by the Louisiana Republican.

Flynt had bought a full-page newspaper advertisement offering $1 million for evidence of sexual dalliances by congressional Republicans, who were seeking to impeach then-President Bill Clinton over allegations that he had lied under oath about an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

Flynt in 2007 made a separate $1 million offer for evidence of illicit sexual encounters by high-ranking lawmakers, but that ended less dramatically than his 1998 offer.