Happy Bday Eva

I'm Too Old For This Sh*t

Party On!

Alex Hope is a 23-year-old "whizkid" from England, who made a fortune by trading foreign currencies. He is also the current record holder of the most expensive receipt (at least, made public.) £203,948.80 (about $323,000) he spent at the UnderGround night club at the Hilton Hotel in Liverpool this Sunday, where he ordered, among others (including "pussy shots") a 30-liter bottle of Armand de Brignac champagne, priced £125,000.

Happy Bday Chuck

Animal Lovers

Laszlo Horvath, 24, pleaded no-contest two years ago after being accused of sodomizing his 8-year-old Whippet mix, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

He reportedly told authorities he did it because he was lonely; his poor pooch had to be euthanized.
Court records say Horvath violated his probation by missing more than one sex-offender treatment class.
Maybe time spent in jail will cure him of some of his loneliness.
Yes, folks, there are all sorts of dog lovers out there.
Like the the woman who reportedly had sex with a dog — and taped it.
Then there was the culinary student that allegedly had sex with his dog.
And the pit bull that was sexually assaulted. Yes, someone had sex with a pit bull.
And the Palm Coast woman who adopted shelter dogs just so she could have sex with them.
The dude was arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with family dog (MUG) He reportedly told a deputy he knew it was wrong and wouldn’t do it again.
And the dude that sexually assaulting his roommate's 3-year-old Chihuahua mix.
And there are even some goat-lovers out there like the man from a place called Mossy Head who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act,

Happy Birthday Eva

Waste of beer

Allen R. Mobley is accused of striking a woman for “throwing his beer out the window of her vehicle,” according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach.

The woman suffered a broken arm, a cut lip and a bump on the back of her head, the release stated.
yes, it's a sad, sad truth: They'll kill you for a beer in Florida.
Palm Bay: Alan Tanguay was only 16-years-old when he reportedly stabbed his 58-year-old Palm Bay neighbor 37 times — just so he could steal $6 for a beer
Immokalee: Man savagely beaten for his beer
Kissimmee: Tiff over beer led to stabbing, deputies say
Remember Eduardo Adolfo Gonzalez?
He pleaded guilty for murdering a man over a spilled beer.
He was also charged with putting an apparent murder plot into motion from behind bars in an effort to kill witnesses to the spilled beer murder.

RIP Madam of Chicken Ranch Bordello

Photo by AP PhotoEdna Milton Chadwell, the last madam of the infamous Chicken Ranch brothel, died last week at the age of 84. The Chicken Ranch of La Grange, Texas, was the house of ill repute that inspired the Broadway musical, "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." It later became a hit movie.

Chadwell's passing inspired a surge of interest in the 1982 film starring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. The flick was an enormous success, taking in nearly $70 million. It was one of the biggest musical hits of the decade, despite mixed reviews.
Parton's character wasn't directly based on Chadwell, but Parton clearly drew on Chadwell for her performance. Chadwell served as madam of the Chicken Ranch from 1962 until 1973, when it was shut down after a news exposé.
Photo by Everett CollectionAfter the Chicken Ranch's demise, Chadwell moved to Arizona where she met her husband and remained for the rest of her life. Her obituary from the Associated Press quotes her nephew, Robert Kleffman.
"She was a hard-nosed lady. She was very straightforward, didn't put up with no monkey business, no nonsense," he said. "Hard-nosed. But with a spine of steel and a heart of gold." Kleffman added that his aunt didn't like to talk about her time in La Grange, but she also wasn't ashamed of it.
When Chadwell purchased the property in 1962, she renamed it "Edna's Fashionable Ranch Boarding House." She turned what was already a profitable enterprise into something much more: an institution. She developed a good relationship with the sheriff, gave generously to local charities, and was careful about making sure her employees saw a doctor regularly. The money rolled in, until a TV station got word. The business was then shut down and an epic scandal erupted.
Apparently word about the Chicken Ranch's demise was slow to leak out. According to legend, customers were still showing up at the ranch two years after it shut its bedroom doors.
The Chicken Ranch was also the inspiration for "La Grange," a well-known rock song from ZZ Top. "Rumor spreadin' around in that Texas town, 'bout that shack outside La Grange, and you know what I'm talkin' about..."