The Super Bowl is more than just a huge sports spectacle. It is the only sporting event your girlfriend will ever watch with you. Not because she cares about the game. But rather, for the party, the halftime show, the commercials and to keep that brunette, who danced a little too close to you at the New Years Eve party, away from you.
Because this is most likely the only football game she’s seen, she’ll inevitably ask dozens of questions about what is happening on the field. Such as, “Why’d that guy throw that yellow napkin thingie?”
You might find explaining football to her in guy terms difficult. So here is a handy guide on how you can explain some basic things about the game to your girlfriend, in terms she can relate to.
New England Patriots. They are like that award-winning Hollywood actress who is getting a little older, but somehow still looks great in a bikini. You know that she secretly cheated and had some “work done” early on, but you still respect how she looks. And even though you are jealous of her, you love watching her movies.
New York Giants. They are like your girlfriend you secretly make fun of, who is kind of chunky and still wears mom jeans, yet ended up with a really good looking guy. And you and your friends just can’t figure out how she did it.
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