To Be 6 Again..

A man was sitting
on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the
mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have
for her
Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again,' she replied, still looking in the
mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
park. What
a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five
hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her
stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then
it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and
collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her
eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress
size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong.