WANTED
Verbally Abusive
Ornery
Non-Communicative with Referee
Verbally Abusive
Ornery
Non-Communicative with Referee
Name: “Red Card” Roy
DOB: Before Time Began
DOB: Before Time Began
Height: 5’ 11”
Weight: Too Much
Weight: Too Much
Hair: Magnificent
Color: Many Eyes: Squinty
Race: Extremely Slow
Identifying Marks: Look it ‘em
Last seen yelling profanity at a soccer referee, muttering under his breath and complaining about the circumstances in which had befallen him.
Do not attempt to apprehend as he is a redneck and is considered to be ornery.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this incorrigible individual please contact officials of the “BREW CREW OBEDIENCE FORCE”
This has been a public service announcement
Color: Many Eyes: Squinty
Race: Extremely Slow
Identifying Marks: Look it ‘em
Last seen yelling profanity at a soccer referee, muttering under his breath and complaining about the circumstances in which had befallen him.
Do not attempt to apprehend as he is a redneck and is considered to be ornery.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this incorrigible individual please contact officials of the “BREW CREW OBEDIENCE FORCE”
This has been a public service announcement
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