At last, a Brew Crew dream job

From Wired comes the job opportunity we've been waiting for ever since our editor sat us down and broke the horrifying news - that working for Metro was one of those jobs where you had to actually get out of bed and come into an office and do stuff.
NASA is looking for volunteers to lie in bed for three months to simulate some of the effects of zero gravity - and according to Wired, they'll pay good money for your idleness (well, it's in dollars, so it's less good money than it could be, but hey.) $17,000 for doing nothing? Our prayers have been answered.
What's even more galling is that apparently they've been doing this for years, and nobody told us. You even get astronauts visiting you! Well, enough's enough.
Sod you, Metro! No more getting up at some ungodly hour when all the cool people haven't even gone to bed yet just to drag our aching carcass across London along with the zombie hordes of barely conscious worker drones. No more having to 'think' and look for 'news stories' to 'write up' for our so-called 'readers'. No more having to wear trousers when we don't want to wear trousers, dammit. NASA, here we come.

Comes with optional Blonde? We sure hope so............