The countdown to Christmas has well and truly got underway in Florida, where a man has been arrested on feloney assult charges for throwing a Christmas tree at his father.According to the Manatee County sheriff's report a 37-year-old man who lives with his parents(Loser!!!!) was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father. The tree missed, but the man then tried to use the steel base from the tree to strike his father. Fortunately the man's mommy and daddy were able to overpower him, and prevent any further festive assaults. Deputies say the tree could have caused serious injuries because the metal base weighs about five pounds.
The man, who denies trying to hit his father with a Christmas tree, saying "it was actually a Huannaka Bush I tried to hit the old bastrad with". Guess he gets coal in his stocking!!!
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Give me more of yesterdays post.
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