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Stiffed by a Hooker, Why not call the police with your consumer complaint

With a name like Robert Smith, one would assume he's a genuine American. But he's apparently unaware of our centuries-old statutes barring prostitution. So he decided to pay fetching hooker Jeanna Mercure $150 for a robust three-way of carnal gratification...

Mercure supposedly promised that she and a third person -- subject unknown -- would delight Smith with their womanly wiles for said money. But according to Smith, he paid up, yet Mercure didn't offer so much as a milky thigh. So Smith called the Marlborough, New Hampshire police. As a general rule, it's rarely advisable to call the cops to register consumer complaints in illicit transactions. That's better left to the Better Business Bureau. But Smith -- whose IQ is said to dip well below freezing level -- must have figured that police would be outraged by the hooker's flagrant dishonesty. As it turns out, they weren't. He and Mercure were arrested. Police are still searching for the mysterious third party.