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Subway Chicken

So that's how politics works!!!

Marbles

Semi-nude Vegemite wrestling marks Australia Day

Millions of Australians are celebrating their national holiday today, with barbies, parties and some events that you'd only ever find in the land Down Under.

It's Australia Day today, the day when our antipodean cousins celebrate the history, culture and pioneering spirit of their great nation with a display of… bikini-clad Vegemite wrestling! You've got to hand it to those Aussies – none of that po-faced, traditional, solemn stuff for them. They live in the land of sun, sea, sand and sheilas and they'll celebrate the best way they know how.
Of course, it's not all vegetable extract-based silliness. Events like semi-nude Vegemite wrestling and the 5 th Annual Havaianas Thong Challenge (an attempt at the world record for most lilos floating in one place, not a dental floss-style swimsuit event), and the thousands of commemorative barbies that take place across the land are just part of the fun.
More traditional celebrations include a tall ships race across Sydney Harbour, a festival of Aboriginal culture held in Victoria Park, and the Order of Australia honours and Australian of the Year are awarded.

The BC will just take the women.....................

Food Dropping Roadmap

China starts dating site for 'single and bitter' government employees

China's central government has set up a match-making website to help thousands of busy but lonely government workers find love.

'Are you still single and bitter?' asks the pink hued official government website ( www.ywqq.gov.cn), named the 'Central Government Unions Magpie Bridge'.The site features a young man and woman peering at each other around the corner of a log cabin, and describes itself as 'the most trustworthy matchmaking platform'.
'Members have high calibre, are well-educated and have stable jobs,' it says. 'All information has been confirmed by the labour union at their respective employer, and registered with the Ministry of Public Security, to assure accuracy and reliability.'
Magpie Bridge has so far attracted more than 5,000 civil servants from the central government and the Beijing municipal government since it was established in 2005.
It is named after the bridge of birds that once a year connects mythical Chinese lovers Niu Lang and Zhi Nu.
The website aims at providing a 'pure and safe environment', different from commercial matchmaking sites which are notorious in China for being filled with fake personal information. It doesn't list a success rate but, at 100 yuan ($14.65) for a year's subscription for a civil servant, it seems a bargain.

Some wowan should'nt pole dance

Is it Erection or Election time?

Seatbelts are Cooooooooooool

Stiffed by a hooker...Call 911..We do...

Stiffed by a Hooker, Why not call the police with your consumer complaint

With a name like Robert Smith, one would assume he's a genuine American. But he's apparently unaware of our centuries-old statutes barring prostitution. So he decided to pay fetching hooker Jeanna Mercure $150 for a robust three-way of carnal gratification...

Mercure supposedly promised that she and a third person -- subject unknown -- would delight Smith with their womanly wiles for said money. But according to Smith, he paid up, yet Mercure didn't offer so much as a milky thigh. So Smith called the Marlborough, New Hampshire police. As a general rule, it's rarely advisable to call the cops to register consumer complaints in illicit transactions. That's better left to the Better Business Bureau. But Smith -- whose IQ is said to dip well below freezing level -- must have figured that police would be outraged by the hooker's flagrant dishonesty. As it turns out, they weren't. He and Mercure were arrested. Police are still searching for the mysterious third party.

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I hate when this happens....

Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.
Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.
The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'
Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'

Beer for Blood Program

Do you like beer? Do you have a functioning cardiovascular system? A blood bank in America has a great deal for people like you.

Cascade Regional Blood Services in Tacoma, Washington state, is offering donors a free pint of beer every time they give blood, as a way to encourage more donations. Donors - who have to be over 21 - are given a coupon entitling them to the free pint when they donate blood through the 'Give blood, get beer' scheme. The blood centre says that the scheme has worked so well that it is being expanded. The coupon can be redeemed at a number of local pubs and restaurants - although, in the interests of health, they have to wait at least four hours after the donation has taken place before they can give the person their beer.

CCTV released of bizarre 'bum smelling' shopper

Police have released bizarre CCTV footage of a man repeatedly creeping up behind a supermarket shelf-stacker – to smell his bottom.

Officers are treating the incident as sexual assault and are appealing for help in tracking down the mystery man, who has struck at least twice at a Co-op store in Plymouth.
The victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was shocked when he saw the surveillance tape. ‘I had no idea what was going on. I thought it was all a bit strange,’ he said.

No Pants Day 2010

Best Super Bowl Commercial

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Rivets

Robot prostate exam

Can your wife do this????

Tiger "The Musical"

More Nips, cause Jenn's are always out there

Nipples, cause Florida is cold....

Oooops forgot to post Wednesday!!!

'Horse sex man' arrest warrant issued
A warrant has been issued today for the arrest of a man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up at court.

Joseph Squires, 66, of Leicester, was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 1999 and April the same year, and buggery with a horse between March 5 and 12 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
Squires did not attend the scheduled plea and case management hearing and the court heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

Plastic Surgery

Ex-mayor admits stealing underwear

The former mayor of a Lancashire town today admitted breaking into women’s homes and stealing their underwear.

Ian Stafford, 59, resigned as Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire when he was arrested in connection with the missing garments.
He appeared at Preston Crown Court today where he pleaded guilty to three counts of burglary.
Walking with a cane, Stafford admitted breaking into the buildings in Poulton-le-Fylde and Stalmine, Lancashire, between January 1 and 26 June last year.
Female residents called in police after their underwear kept disappearing and one victim even installed a hidden camera in her bedroom.
Today the case was adjourned for pre-sentencing reports until February 5 when Stafford, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, will reappear at the court. His barrister Richard Haworth said he had no previous convictions.
Judge Philip Sycamore gave the part-time handyman and gardener bail but told him not to 'draw any conclusions' from that about his sentence.
'All sentencing options are open,' he said.

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Drunk boob flash while on the lash leads to crash

Cherelle May Dudfield was struck by the vehicle after she ran out into the road following a dare by friends.
The 18-year-old had been drinking with her mates when the incident happened, and had to be treated in hospital for cuts she suffered.
The teenager was also landed with a £120 fine for disorderly behaviour.
‘I stood on the centre line, flashed a couple of cars, got back in and they [her friends] told me to do it again, so I did,’ said Dudfield.
‘And then I saw a car coming towards me, on the middle of the centre lane driving up towards me, so I decided to run. And then I got hit.’ To demonstrate exactly how silly she had been, she later re-enacted her stunt for a TV station – but this time she was fully sober, and no one crashed.
And Dudfield also gave a repeat performance to cows on her farm
However, police officers did not see the funny side of her exposure, which happened in the small New Zealand town of Invercargill.
‘This was obviously an alcohol- involved offence,’ said Olaf Jensen, of Invercargill Police.
‘This girl put herself at risk with the actions she undertook – not only herself, but the motorists on the road.’

Happy New Year 2010