Sofia Vergara Named AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman of 2012

It's often said that Hollywood is a young woman's game, but AskMen.com readers officially bucked that trend in 2012, as Sofia Vergara was named #1 on the men's online magazine's annual list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women, which was announced on Tuesday. But while the 39-year-old "Modern Family" star snagged the top spot on the site's Top 99, former A-list mainstays like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie gave way to recent additions and fresh favorites, a clear signal that, as far as AskMen.com readers are concerned, there's a new guard in town.
Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2012

But when it comes to "desirability," Sofia Vergara proves that age is just a number -- in this case, #1. After enjoying a breakout year thanks to ABC's "Modern Family," Vergara placed third on the website's list in 2011. And AskMen.com readers obviously haven't cooled on the fiery Colombian bombshell in the past 12 months, bumping her up to first in 2012. In doing so, the actress beat out a number of younger leading ladies and newcomers to lead the Top 10, such as Victoria's Secret favorites Miranda Kerr (#4) and Candice Swanepoel (#10), rapper Nicki Minaj (#5), and actresses Emma Stone (#6) and Scarlett Johansson (#7).

Meanwhile, perennial favorites like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were left off the list entirely in 2012. The tabloid mainstays were also fixtures on the site's Top 99 for years -- especially Jolie, who made the list 10 years in a row from 2001 to 2011 -- but it seems guys are growing tired of the former paragons of desirability. And as the old guard falls, new favorites like Vergara, Kim Kardashian (#8), Rihanna (#9), and Zooey Deschanel (#12) have risen up to take their place.

The New 2012 Ford

 

 

 

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the "Clitaurus".  It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!  Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.  Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.  Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status.  Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year......

Virgins; Help is a phone call away

It’s not so much the sign that’s funny as much as there is some girl who looks pretty skanky standing in front of it.  The timing couldn’t have been any better.
Then again she might be doing this on purpose which speaks even more volumes to the skank factor.

One way to keep your erection

A penis tattoo has left an Iranian man with a permanent semi-erection, according to the Journal of Sexual Medicine.The 21-year-old man was afflicted with the condition after tattooing Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”), on his penis.So what happened?According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the tattoo artist created the tattoo using a handheld needle which resulted in "bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicating the tattooing."Shunt surgery, which drains excess fluid, was attempted to correct the problem, but the procedure was unsuccessful, MSNBC reported.Since then, the man has rejected further treatments because he is still able to have sex and achieve a relatively normal erection, according to MSNBC."Based on our unique case, we discourage penile tattooing," the Iranian doctors wrote in the journal article

Snap, Crackle, Poison

Azusa, Calif.- Fernando Porras, a 51-year-old California man has been jailed after he allegedly poisoned his wife’s Rice Krispies.
According to Azusa Police, Porras’ wife was taken to the hospital after she consumed a bowl of Rice Krispies that had a foul odor and taste.
Investigators say officers became suspicious of the woman’s husband, Fernando Porras, after he said he was going to go have a cigarette and never returned. Police found him about two miles away from the hospital.
An investigation revealed that the cereal contained potentially lethal amounts of the cleaning chemical ‘Goof Off.’
Porras was booked into jail on a charge of attempted murder. He remains held on $1 million bail.
The woman is expected to survive the ordeal.

Fire and Tampons don't mix

JANUARY 18–Armed with flaming tampons–yes, flaming tampons–two young Pennsylvanians attempted to blow up a vehicle after severely vandalizing it, according to police.
The bizarre January 7 incident outside a bar in Metal Township resulted in the arrest of Patricia Deshong, 25, and Quentin Deshong, 22, on a variety of charges, including attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief.
According to State Police troopers, the Deshongs seriously damaged a 2006 Ford Fusion, which had its windshield and windows either cracked or broken, was covered with dents, and had blood on the front passenger seat. The car’s hood was also open and various hoses had been disconnected.
The Deshongs are pictured in the above mug shots.
As for the flaming tampons, a probable cause affidavit notes that investigators “discovered that the gas cap was removed and tampons were used to possibly ignite the gas tank.” Additionally, “Tampon was used in the engine compartment where the oil fill cap is located.” Since “ashes were at the gas cap area and the oil fill cap area,” troopers concluded that the tampons had been set ablaze at each spot.
The affidavit does not indicate why the Deshongs allegedly vandalized the vehicle, which is owned by Falon Clark, a 25-year-old woman whose Facebook page still includes Patricia Deshong among her friends. Hours after her car was trashed, a message on Clark’s Facebook page noted that she was “lookin for some revenge…”
A friend of Clark’s, Gary Boggs, told troopers that Patricia Deshong had thrown a beer bottle through the rear window of his Ford F-150 truck. The affidavit does not specify when this alleged attack occurred, nor does it describe the relationship between the Deshongs.
After arresting the Deshongs–both of whom were under the influence of alcohol–troopers discovered that Patricia was in possession of a license plate from the trashed Ford, as well as the vehicle’s registration card. As a result, she was charged with theft.
When the Deshongs arrived at the police station, troopers reported, Patricia “made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill” a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.
The Deshongs spent a few days behind bars before they each posted $25,000 bond to secure their release last Tuesday. Neither Deshong responded to Facebook messages seeking comment about the alleged tampon torching attempt. (2 pages)

Bitch

Wheat Ridge, Colorado – Jennifer Risa Stover, a 35-year-old Wheat Ridge woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly pocketed more than $30,000 in donations for cancer treatments she never required..

According to police, Stover reportedly told co-workers at the Metro Hospice that she was diagnosed with cancer and was undergoing “experimental cancer treatments”.
She also authorized a co-worker to solicit funds for help with her cancer treatment and expenses and collected more than $30,000 in donations from 16 good Samaritans between January 2010 and April 2011.

Investigators say in 2008, Stover was employed at the Collier Hospice. Former co-workers stated that she had told them that she had some sort of a cyst and missed a lot of work because of her alleged illness. Detectives determined that she had never been diagnosed with cancer and didn’t require cancer treatment.

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What I don’t understand is how this woman got caught? How did that happen? Not that I want to know how to successfully pull a scam off like this from A to Z not A to everyone figures out I was lying and now I have to go to jail. Just curious. She’s clearly the scum of the earth for doing this but what if I did something similar minus the whole cancer thing? Like if I were to hypothetically set up some vague charity that was “money for people” how would that all pan out? Would people start being skeptical right away or would it take them a few years to catch on? Is there a special police unit that tracks down fake charities?  Again, not that setting up a fake “fund” is something I would ever consider doing. Just a curious person by nature. Anyone know how you get one of these things off the ground?

Happy Birthday John

Man marries dead girlfriend

(Source) A man recently married his deceased girlfriend in a combination funeral and wedding ceremony.
Chadil Deffy, also known as Deff Yingyuen, placed a ring on the finger of Sarinya “Anne” Kamsook, his girlfriend of 10 years, during the ceremony in Thailand’s Surin province.
The couple had planned to get married in the future, but Yingyuen wanted to focus on his studies before tying the knot, the Thai-Asean News (TAN) Network reported.
Unfortunately, Kamsook unexpectedly died in an accident before the couple could set a date.
According to the Pattaya Daily News, the couple met at Thailand’s Eastern Asia University nearly a decade ago, and wreaths were placed around campus in memory of Kamsook following her death.
And while some thought the service a bit strange, others expressed their sympathy for the groom.
“…I didn’t know her, but in your photos, she looks young and full of life. I can’t image the impact her death has caused in the lives of her loved ones. It was a very moving gesture of love, very moving. It makes you rethink a lot of things in life, things you take for granted,” Facebook user Alejandra Yanez wrote in Spanish on Yingyuen’s page.

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I know everyone is going to think this is creepy and gross and to be perfectly honest it sort of is, but let me ask you this? Isn’t it a well known fact that once you get married everything goes to shit? Your wife gets all strict about drinking with your “boys” and being responsible. Says nothing will change right up until the point you get a call at halftime of an NFL Sunday to come home and clean the gutters? Everyone gets fat. You start having kids and next thing you know you’re 60 years old and your life has passed you by.
Well guess who isn’t going to do any of that shit? Anne Kamsook. This is the perfect play by Deff Yingyuen. He has a wife stuck in perpetually girlfriend mode. Win-Win. To tell you the truth I think Deff is on to something big here. I think marrying your dead girlfriend might be the new thing to do in 2012. Like how 2002 was the year of the Ipod. 2012 is going to be the year of marrying dead people.
PS
That mustache is electric.
PPS
Making out with a picture of your dead girlfriend then putting it on your youtube highlight reel will NOT be the in thing of 2012. Way to take it a step too far Deff.

Triple PS
I love how in Asia marrying a pillow is cool and marrying a dead person is somehow fucked up.

Do you want some of this?

Tulsa, OK - David Weis, a 50-year-old Oklahoma man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly walked into a woman’s apartment, unzipped his pants and proceeded to expose his penis to her.
According to Tulsa Police, officers were dispatched to a woman’s apartment complex after a woman reported a strange man inside her apartment who apparently decided to give her a sneak peak at his junk.
Investigators say 63-year-old Pamela McWilliams had just arrived home when she heard a loud thump on her door.
Before the woman could answer her door, Weis reportedly barged into her apartment uninvited, looked inside her bedroom closet and then sat on the woman’s living room couch.
That’s when he reportedly unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and stated “Do you want some of this?”
The woman immediately fled the apartment while screaming for help.
Neighbors heard the woman’s cries and subdued Weis until police could arrive to the scene.
Weis was booked into the Tulsa County Jail and charged with first-degree burglary and indecent exposure. His bond has been set at $25,000.

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What’s the old saying, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take? I’m not saying David Weis should have gone into a complete stranger’s home, whipped out his dick and asked if she “wanted some of this”. But what’s the alternative? Stay home and watch TV? Always wondering if somewhere out in that big blue earth there sits a person waiting for a stranger to walk into their house and ask if they want some cock. Sure David Weis might be in jail but at least now he has some closure, which when you think about it, is really priceless.

Two Vaginas

Her name is Hazel Jones — and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss “uterus didelphys” … a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.

Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she’s not shy about her condition — insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

Enter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch [that sounds like a different movie...] … who heard Hazel’s story … and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-hah in action.
In the letter, Hirsch writes, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services
The YouTube video is here 

A new review of 60 years of evidence suggests that the G-spot doesn't exist.

Many women swear they have one, but a new review of 60 years of sex research shows science still can't definitively find the G-spot.

Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women, all trying to locate and define the presumably orgasmic area on the vaginal wall known as the G-spot. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion.

"Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist," said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Kilchevsky conceded the work is not "1,000 percent conclusive," allowing that other scientists could one day find something his team missed. But they would need new technology to do it, he said.

A half-century quest

The G-spot was named in honor of the late Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg, who in 1950 described a particularly sensitive 1- to 2-centimeter wide area on the vaginal wall. Gräfenberg's description put Western medicine on a quest to define and learn more about the spot, purported to be a few centimeters in from the vaginal opening, on the vaginal wall toward the front of a woman's body.
But Gräfenberg wasn't the first to write about such an erogenous zone. The Kamasastra and Jayamangala scripts dating back to 11th century India describe a similar sensitive area, according to the new study.

Modern surveys of women on the subject only confounded the search. From a review of 29 surveys and observational studies, Kilchevsky concluded that a majority of women believe a G-spot actually exists, although some of those women also say they can't locate it.

Other researchers have looked for physical evidence. Biopsies of tissue taken from the vaginal wall often find more nerve endings in the area of the purported G-spot than in other regions of the vaginal wall. But Kilchevsky and his colleagues also found biopsy studies with inconclusive results, and the authors point out that sensitivity in the human body isn't determined by the number of nerve endings alone.
One 2008 study used ultrasound imaging to explore the vaginal wall of women, and found evidence of thicker tissue in the area of the G-spot among women who reported having vaginal orgasms. Women who said they had never had vaginal orgasms had thinner tissue in that area. However, other imaging studies included in Kilchevsky's review couldn't find a conclusive G-spot.

Ultimately, Kilchevsky said he hopes his conclusions support women who worry they can't find the G-spot at home.

"Women who can't achieve orgasm through vaginal penetration don't have anything wrong with them," he said.

Kilchevsky doesn't think women who claim to have a G-spot are crazy either. "What they're likely experiencing is a continuation of the clitoris," he said. G-spot skeptics often point out that the tissue of the clitoris extends into the body, behind it where the G-spot would be located.

One study may yield clues
One study in the review kept "the possibility of a discrete G-spot viable," according to Kilchevsky.

A Rutgers University research team recently asked several women to stimulate themselves in a functional magnetic resonance (fMRI) machine. Brain scans showed stimulating the clitoris, vagina and cervix lit up distinct areas of the women's sensory cortex. This means the brain registered distinct feelings between stimulating the clitoris, the cervix and the vaginal wall – where the G-spot is famed to be.

Barry Komisaruk, the lead author of the fMRI study and professor of psychology at Rutgers University, advocates calling it the G-area, or G-region, instead.

"I think that the bulk of the evidence shows that the G-spot is not a particular thing. It's not like saying, 'What is the thyroid gland?'" Komisaruk said. "The G-spot is more of a thing like New York City is a thing. It's a region, it's a convergence of many different structures."

Komisaruk said that pressing on the area proclaimed to be the G-spot also presses the urethra and a structure called Skene's gland, which is analogous to the male prostate.

"Each of those areas have different nerve sites," said Komisaruk. "I think there's good enough data that a lot of women feel that that is a particularly sensitive  region."

Debby Herbenick, a research scientist at Indiana University and author of "Great in Bed" (DK Publishing, 2011), pointed out that ambiguity is nothing new in sexual research.
"I'm not sure why some people get caught up in this desire to find this anatomic thing that is the end all be all," Herbenick said.
Findings from the well-known Australian researcher Dr. Helen O'Connell show the vagina, clitoris and urethra may act as "clitoral complex," during sex, Herbenick said. Any time one of these parts is moved or stimulated, it moves and stimulates the others.

"We don't even have orgasm all figured out yet, I don't why we would expect to have the G-spot figured out," Herbenick said.

Rate My Rat

New York City subway workers are hosting a contest for riders to rate the level of rat infestation at their home stations. The Transport Workers Union 100 is giving away a free unlimited MetroCard pass to whichever rider posts the "best" photo or video of subway rats to their site.
Among the many options offered on the site, you can visit the "Rat Gallery" to check out other user photos like the so-called beer rat pictured above.

The contest is actually part of an effort by the employees to get the subways cleared of the growing rat infestation.  Local affiliate WGAL writes that the effort has already produced significant clean-ups at 20 stations. But as the subway workers write on the site, there are many more MTA venues still awaiting rat purges:

Rats are proliferating in the New York City subways. Riders overwhelmingly agree--it's getting worse. Aggressive rats are bolder about coming onto the platforms, and have even been known to bite riders. They invest the "refuse rooms" where garbage is stored. Since the Transport Workers Union began shining a spotlight on this problem, the MTA has announced a program to clean 20 stations--that's less than four percent of the stations system wide. It's not enough. More must be done!

Meanwhile, MTA riders and employees who were unable to capture an award-winning photo of their rat trauma can still contribute a written testimonial to the site's "Rat Tale" section

Oh No Barbie

Iran's morality police are cracking down on the sale of Barbie dolls to protect the public from what they see as pernicious western culture eroding Islamic values, shopkeepers said on Monday.

As the West imposes the toughest ever sanctions on Iran and tensions rise over its nuclear program, inside the country the Barbie ban is part of what the government calls a "soft war" against decadent cultural influences.

"About three weeks ago they (the morality police) came to our shop, asking us to remove all the Barbies," said a shopkeeper in a toy shop in northern Tehran.

Iran's religious rulers first declared Barbie, made by U.S. company Mattel Inc, un-Islamic in 1996, citing its "destructive cultural and social consequences." Despite the ban, the doll has until recently been openly on sale in Tehran shops.

The new order, issued around three weeks ago, forced shopkeepers to hide the leggy, busty blonde behind other toys as a way of meeting popular demand for the dolls while avoiding being closed down by the police.

A range of officially approved dolls launched in 2002 to counter demand for Barbie have not proven successful, merchants told Reuters.

The dolls named Sara, a female, and Dara, a male arrived in shops wearing a variety of traditional dress, with Sara fully respecting the rule that all women in Iran must obey in public, of covering their hair and wearing loose-fitting clothes.

"My daughter prefers Barbies. She says Sara and Dara are ugly and fat," said Farnaz, a 38-year-old mother, adding that she could not find Barbie cartoon DVDs as she was told they were also banned from public sale.

Pointing to a doll covered in black long veil, a 40-year-old Tehran toy shop manager said: "We still sell Barbies but secretly and put these in the window to make the police think we are just selling these kinds of dolls."

Iran has fought a running battle to purge pervasive western culture from the country since its Islamic revolution overthrew a western-backed king in 1979, enforcing Islamic dress codes, banning Western music and foreign satellite television.

As another swipe at the West, Iranians will soon be able to buy toy versions of the U.S. spy drone that it captured in December, Iranian media reported.

Models of the bat-wing RQ-170 Sentinel - which Iran's military displayed on TV after it was downed near the Afghan border - will be mass produced in a variety of colors, reports said.

Miracle Beer Diet

Healthline 10 Surprising Health Benefits of Beer

Not Surprising to the Brew Crew!

Beer drinkers rejoice: Your favorite brew may be healthier than you think.
For years, wine drinkers have indulged without guilt, reveling in the news that red wine can help protect against heart disease. Recent research shows that beer can also be good for what ails you, from reducing risk for broken bones to helping warding off diabetes and mental decline. It can even increase longevity, a large study suggests.
However, the key to tapping into beer’s benefits is moderation, meaning just one 12-ounce beer per day for women and two for men. Heavy drinking ups the threat of liver damage, some cancers, and heart problems. Bingeing on brewskis can also make you fat, since a 12-ounce regular beer has about 150 calories, while light beer has about 100.

Here are 10 surprising—and healthy—reasons to cheer about your next beer.

1. Stronger Bones

Beer contains high levels of silicon, which is linked to bone health. In a 2009 study at Tufts University and other centers, older men and women who swigged one or two drinks daily had higher bone density, with the greatest benefits found in those who favored beer or wine. However, downing more than two drinks was linked to increased risk for fractures.
For the best bone-building benefits, reach for pale ale, since a 2010 study of 100 types of beer from around the word identified these brews as richest in silicon, while light lagers and non-alcoholic beers contained the least.

2. A Stronger Heart 

A 2011 analysis of 16 earlier studies involving more than 200,000 people, conducted by researchers at Italy’s Fondazion di Ricerca e Cura, found a 31 percent reduced risk of heart disease in those who quaffed about a pint of beer daily, while risk surged in those who guzzled higher amounts of alcohol, whether beer, wine, or spirits.
More than 100 studies also show that moderate drinking trims risk of heart attacks and dying from cardiovascular disease by 25 to 40 percent, Harvard reports. A beer or two a day can help raise levels of HDL, the “good” cholesterol that helps keep arteries from getting clogged.

3. Healthier Kidneys

A study in Finland singled out beer among other alcoholic drinks, finding that each bottle of beer men drank daily lowered their risk of developing kidney stones by 40 percent. One theory is that beer’s high water content helped keep kidneys working, since dehydration increases kidney stone risk.
It’s also possible that the hops in beer help curb leeching of calcium from bones; that “lost” calcium also could end up in the kidneys as stones.

4. Boosting Brain Health 

A beer a day may help keep Alzheimer’s disease and other dementia at bay, researchers say.
A 2005 study tracking the health of 11,000 older women showed that moderate drinkers (those who consumed about one drink a day) lowered their risk of mental decline by as much as 20 percent, compared to non-drinkers. In addition, older women who downed a drink a day scored as about 18 months “younger,” on average, on tests of mental skills than the non-drinkers.

3. Healthier Kidneys

A study in Finland singled out beer among other alcoholic drinks, finding that each bottle of beer men drank daily lowered their risk of developing kidney stones by 40 percent. One theory is that beer’s high water content helped keep kidneys working, since dehydration increases kidney stone risk.
It’s also possible that the hops in beer help curb leeching of calcium from bones; that “lost” calcium also could end up in the kidneys as stones.

4. Boosting Brain Health 

A beer a day may help keep Alzheimer’s disease and other dementia at bay, researchers say.
A 2005 study tracking the health of 11,000 older women showed that moderate drinkers (those who consumed about one drink a day) lowered their risk of mental decline by as much as 20 percent, compared to non-drinkers. In addition, older women who downed a drink a day scored as about 18 months “younger,” on average, on tests of mental skills than the non-drinkers.

8. Reduced Risk for Diabetes 

Drink up: A 2011 Harvard study of about 38,000 middle-aged men found that when those who only drank occasionally raised their alcohol intake to one to two beers or other drinks daily, their risk of developing type 2 diabetes dropped by 25 percent. The researchers found no benefit to quaffing more than two drinks. The researchers found that alcohol increases insulin sensitivity, thus helping protect against diabetes.

9. Lower Blood Pressure 

Wine is fine for your heart, but beer may be even better: A Harvard study of 70,000 women ages 25 to 40 found that moderate beer drinkers were less likely to develop high blood pressure—a major risk factor for heart attack—than women who sipped wine or spirits. 

10. Longer Life 

In a 2005 review of 50 studies, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) reported that moderate drinkers live longer. The USDA also estimates that moderate drinking prevents about 26,000 deaths a year, due to lower rates of heart disease, stroke, and diabetes.
These benefits appear to apply in other countries as well, with an earlier study reporting that, “if European beer drinkers stopped imbibing, there would be a decrease in life expectancy of two years—and much unhappiness.”

A Golden Guide To Hallucinogenic Plants

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Twinkies Bankrupt

Hostess Brands Inc., the maker of Twinkies snack cakes and Wonder bread, fell back into bankruptcy about three years after completing an earlier restructuring.
The Irving, Texas-based baker ended an earlier trip through bankruptcy court in February 2009 when buyout firm Ripplewood Holdings LLC and lenders took control of Interstate Bakeries Corp., which was renamed Hostess Brands.
IBC Sales Corp., also known as Interstate Bakeries Corp., filed its Chapter 11 petition in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Manhattan, listing assets of as much as $1 billion and debt of more than $1 billion.
Interstate Bakeries was created through the merger of Schulze Baking Co. and Western Bakeries Ltd. in 1937, and grew by acquiring other baking companies, according to court documents filed in the first bankruptcy case. It acquired its biggest rival, Continental Baking Co., in 1995 for $330 million, according to the company's website.
The company's baked goods include Hostess CupCakes, Ding Dongs, Drake's Devil Dogs, and Nature's Pride breads. It employs about 20,000 people at bakeries, distribution centers and outlet stores across the country, according to the website.
In September 2004, burdened with declining sales combined with high labor and ingredient costs, Interstate filed for bankruptcy in Kansas City, Missouri. During the case, it closed facilities, cut delivery routes and eliminated jobs.
The company exited bankruptcy in February 2009 with a restructuring plan backed by New York-based Ripplewood and lenders including Silver Point Capital LP, according to court documents. Union workers also agreed to concessions to cut labor costs.
Ripplewood invested $130 million for stock and convertible notes. Lenders also received shares in the company, according to a description of the bankruptcy plan.

Farts For Sale

You think you got a sh*tty present for Christmas? Well at least you didn't get a jar of farts.


Of all the whimsical items for purchase on eBay, this is one of the stinkiest. Seller kbug1978 has a very unique product for sale, farts. It's not just farts, it's her farts in a very dainty, charming jar.

Here's the details on this precious eBay trinket:

Okay so here is the story. I joined the gym and started to eat right. Well apparently my body is not used to the "Healthy Food" that its been given and is giving me some pretty harsh smelling gas. You  know the ones that kind of burn when they come out. Well, I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should "Sell That Sh*t" So I decided to take his word for it. I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. So if you want a REAL gag gift....this would be great! ( I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart) When you purchase the Fart In a Jar, I will also be sending a picture of myself! Thanks for looking....Have a great day.

So this girl is attempting to make some money on her colon cleanse? America, what a country! The good news is that the auction for this container of sh*t wind is ongoing and you still have two days to purchase this container of rectum puff. The winning bid is merely $2.50, so if you want a jar of farts, it won't set you back a lot. No offense to this fine lady, but if this was say the ass gas of say Irina Shayk or Kate Upton, I'd imagine that the bids would be in the tens of thousands of dollars.

Gary Busey Sells Kias

Expensive toilet paper

It looks like we’ve already got one solid lock for the FilmDrunk Memorial Drunkard of the Year, 2012 Edition. Probably nothing will ever beat this guy, but Carmen Tisch here made a valiant play for it, on the basis of sheer property damage alone. She was in the middle of admiring a $30 million Clyfford Still painting at the Clyfford Still Museum in Denver, and did what any true art lover would do: she rubbed her bare ass on it “before collapsing in a heap and urinating on herself.” My sources tell me she went to the Wexler-Cavendish Finishing School for Debutantes and summered in St. Barth’s. “This one’s a real gem!” -her neck tattoo.

A 36-year-old Denver woman, apparently drunk, leaned against an iconic Clyfford Still painting worth more than $30 million last week, punched it, slid down it and urinated on herself, according to a criminal case against Carmen Lucette Tisch.
“You have to wonder where her friends were.” said Lynn Kimbrough, a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney’s Office, said Wednesday.

That’s the beauty of Project Mayhem, everyone contributes in their own way.

“It doesn’t appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it, so she’s not being charged with that.”
Tisch allegedly committed the offense with her pants pulled down, according to the police report, and struck the painting repeatedly with her fist.
Damage to the painting — “1957-J-No. 2.” — is estimated at $10,000.
The painting, which is nearly 9 1/2 feet tall and 13 feet wide, is estimated between $30 million and $40 million by the museum.

I don’t know how she’s going to afford that, she doesn’t even have a pot to piss in! (*slips on banana peel, doused with silly string*)

Whether the damage affects the painting’s value, however, depends on several factors, including whether it remains a museum piece or goes on the market. Sometimes such damage becomes part of piece’s history, Ivar Zeile, owner of Plus Gallery in Denver said.
“It does damage the piece, though, even people just knowing that happened,” he said. [DenverPost]

She should’ve pissed on the guy who decided that cow’s hide is worth $40 million. Art is stupid, long live Project Mayhem. (*shits on cop car, passes out*)

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