Do you want some of this?

Tulsa, OK - David Weis, a 50-year-old Oklahoma man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly walked into a woman’s apartment, unzipped his pants and proceeded to expose his penis to her.
According to Tulsa Police, officers were dispatched to a woman’s apartment complex after a woman reported a strange man inside her apartment who apparently decided to give her a sneak peak at his junk.
Investigators say 63-year-old Pamela McWilliams had just arrived home when she heard a loud thump on her door.
Before the woman could answer her door, Weis reportedly barged into her apartment uninvited, looked inside her bedroom closet and then sat on the woman’s living room couch.
That’s when he reportedly unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and stated “Do you want some of this?”
The woman immediately fled the apartment while screaming for help.
Neighbors heard the woman’s cries and subdued Weis until police could arrive to the scene.
Weis was booked into the Tulsa County Jail and charged with first-degree burglary and indecent exposure. His bond has been set at $25,000.

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What’s the old saying, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take? I’m not saying David Weis should have gone into a complete stranger’s home, whipped out his dick and asked if she “wanted some of this”. But what’s the alternative? Stay home and watch TV? Always wondering if somewhere out in that big blue earth there sits a person waiting for a stranger to walk into their house and ask if they want some cock. Sure David Weis might be in jail but at least now he has some closure, which when you think about it, is really priceless.