Our Economy - Brew Crew Style

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,

you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have

$2.50 left of the original $1,000. With AIG, you would have less

than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,

drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.