A woman is facing drunk driving charges after she turned up at a jail and demanded a conjugal visit with a prisoner.You could say that Denise Rutledge was hammered. Very hammered. And if you've ever been drunk before, you know that hammered people are prone to launching great adventures that don't sound so good under the sober light of the following day...
Denise, apparently feeling a bit frisky and longing for her man, decided to go to the Flagler County Jail, Florida for a conjugal visit. But there were two basic problems with her scheme.
No. 1: The Flagler County Jail does not allow conjugal visits and...
No. 2: It's never good to drive to the sheriff's office while really, really hammered.
After deputies informed her that she couldn't bonk her boyfriend, she went back to her car and prepared to drive away. But it seems a keen-eyed lawman presumed that she might be drunk. Lo and behold, her field sobriety test registered an impressive .256, a rate only achieved by a battle ship crew after eight months at sea. Or an Irishman.
This won Denise a free evening's stay in the jail. But unless she's a switch-hitter, our guess is that her sexual desires were not met to her exacting standards of satisfaction.
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