“No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country…oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!”
“Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?”
“Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.”
“Sit right down there, seniorora.”
“There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even!”
“The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong.”
“Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.”
“It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.”
“Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.”
“We hold these semi-animal meetings.”
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