Sunday, February 12, 2012

More Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

For Him

Fleshlight iPad Case

Help the man in your life consummate his love for handling fleshy fake genitalia in a whole new and modern way. Also makes the perfect wedding gift.

Price: TBD, but most likely priceless

Sexy-Body Computer Mouse

Do you find that your man is merely going through the motions while surfing his favorite voyeur sites at three in the morning? Just the same-old same-old, night after night? Change his attitude with this computer mouse shaped like the human female form—guaranteed to make your geeky stud long once again for the heady rush of romance.

Price: $29.90

LED Belt Buckle

Nothing says "take off my pants" like a belt buckle that can be programmed to read "TAKE OFF MY PANTS.” If you’re really feeling naughty, write it out in cursive!

Price: $19.99

For Her

Horse Head Mask

Men, you can finally fulfill your life-long dream of being hung like a horse, while also fulfilling her dream of fornicating with a quasi-mythological creature. And your dream of filming it all.

Price: $26.28

Wall Tentacle

Put your money where your mouth is by supporting your partner's love of cephalopods with this three-foot-long, one-of-a-kind Styrofoam wall tentacle. Also makes for a terrific graduation present, assuming they’re graduating from community college.

Price: $3,500

Live Exotic Spiders

What woman doesn’t adore a spider in her bed while she makes sweet, sweet love? For a cheaper route to romance, try live exotic bedbugs.

Price: Starting at around $20

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